Captain Polak

What is Captain Polak?

A Polish man known for his destructive clumsiness and ridiculous antics.

James tripped over his laundry basket and headbutted a hole in the closet door. Captain Polak strikes again!!!!

See polak, polish, clumsy, jamesing, destroyman

Why So Serious?

1. A soon to be classic line said by Heath Ledger in the movie The Dark Knight Joker: "you wanna know how i got these scars?" S..

Steamy Jean

1. When a 1 male nails another male in the back door and releases his load. The receiving male then craps into the mouth of the giver. Als..

Twazzled

1. To be extremeley drunk; twisted "Damn girl i went to the club and got twazzled off them long island iced teas"..

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