Captain Polak

What is Captain Polak?

A Polish man known for his destructive clumsiness and ridiculous antics.

James tripped over his laundry basket and headbutted a hole in the closet door. Captain Polak strikes again!!!!

See polak, polish, clumsy, jamesing, destroyman

Unipube

1. A rare disorder in which one has only one large pube. The pube is often as thick as 10 normal hairs, making it difficult to trim. Timmy..

[cohen Stomp]

1. When your skinny and small roommate wakes up early in the morning because of his classes and he will Cohen Stomp as he walks to the bath..

Nubbyface

1. 1. a person who did something stupid or 2. someone who sucks at something 1. i cant believe you just yelled bomb at the airport u fuc..

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