Captain Polak

What is Captain Polak?

A Polish man known for his destructive clumsiness and ridiculous antics.

James tripped over his laundry basket and headbutted a hole in the closet door. Captain Polak strikes again!!!!

See polak, polish, clumsy, jamesing, destroyman

Specialized

1. An extremly awesome mountain bike company that makes dope bikes such as Demo 9s and 8s, P.3s and Sx trails. They also sponsor the best b..

Meefus

1. The fluid that is created when the asshole juice runs down the taint and combines with ball sauce. This fluid is usually created on hot ..

Onnacounta

1. A written short form of "on account of". I had to leave early onnacounta I had another appointment...

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