Captain Polak

What is Captain Polak?

A Polish man known for his destructive clumsiness and ridiculous antics.

James tripped over his laundry basket and headbutted a hole in the closet door. Captain Polak strikes again!!!!

See polak, polish, clumsy, jamesing, destroyman

Shuffling Pancakes

1. The sound a fat person makes when they fart. My friend farted and I asked, "Who's shuffling pancakes?" See shuffling, p..

Obv

1. abbr. obviously You are obv going to give me a dollar. 2. abb. for " Obviously. " Guy: God DAMN Jessica Alba is fucking h..

Vibratoe

1. Vibrating toe, used for sexual stimulation. Girl 1: I'm so horny, and my dildo broke. Girl 2: Here, use my Vibratoe! See vibrato..

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