Captain Polak

What is Captain Polak?

A Polish man known for his destructive clumsiness and ridiculous antics.

James tripped over his laundry basket and headbutted a hole in the closet door. Captain Polak strikes again!!!!

See polak, polish, clumsy, jamesing, destroyman

Undangerous

1. 1. Seemingly free from danger, harm, evil, or injury, usually used in an uncertain context: mostly safe 2. Term used by an extrordinari..

Catholic Rubdown

1. The man (called the pizz) bends over a bed, with his pants down, while the woman (called the moose) takes 2 fingers and runs them up and..

Rhizoid

1. shank; something used to slash or stab someone Hey yo, Jamal, let's go jump that nigga, I got my rhizoid in my left pocket I&apos..

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