Captain Polak

What is Captain Polak?

A Polish man known for his destructive clumsiness and ridiculous antics.

James tripped over his laundry basket and headbutted a hole in the closet door. Captain Polak strikes again!!!!

See polak, polish, clumsy, jamesing, destroyman

Manjangled

1. When, at a party or dance, a random male comes up and dances very close to, or grinds on you. This is used more when the person that rec..

Dirty Ceiling

1. When you slap a girl on the forehead after fucking her in the ass. Sully: Dood, did you stuff that butt? Dicky: You know it, and I fol..

Quotophobia

1. this is used to describe the fear of quotes. ex. "dude i hate shakespear i am so quotophobic!!" 1. this is used to describe..

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