Captain Polak

What is Captain Polak?

A Polish man known for his destructive clumsiness and ridiculous antics.

James tripped over his laundry basket and headbutted a hole in the closet door. Captain Polak strikes again!!!!

See polak, polish, clumsy, jamesing, destroyman

Uptarted

1. Taking sluttiness to the next level. Misha thought she was at the peak of slut culture with her fake fur, fishnets, and platforms, unti..

Longsleeves

1. An adult who has the personality and behavior patterns of a Tori-Amos listning, my-parents-don't-understand-me, diary-keeping 16-ye..

Uberfully

1. A lot, very, extremely. That was uberfully spiffy, Jaela. See Jaela..

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