Captain Poopypants

What is Captain Poopypants?

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!

VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

See diaper, astronaut, jealousy, stench, crime

Gumbalie

1. 1. Someone who is stopped at the bottom of an entrace ramp to the freeway waiting for a an opening 2. A dumb Person Look at all the..

Bequinth

1. the point that lies between and beneath. my "equipment" was uncomfortable when I sat down, so i pulled it from bequinth my le..

Pepes

1. shortened version of people We're my pepes at? Whats cracking pepes? See people, peeps, friends, mates..

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