Captain Poopypants

What is Captain Poopypants?

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!

VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

See diaper, astronaut, jealousy, stench, crime

Zleep

1. Zleep is the combination of sleep and zero. Zero sleep. It is a word used when you want to explain how much sleep you had the previous n..

Friends With Liabilities

1. Think the opposite of 'friends with benefits'. In essence, you are so close to being a girl's boyfriend you get all the ..

Misopedia

1. Morbid hatred of all children. His misopedia caused him to kill a child. See misopedist, infanticide, misanthropy 2. Basically to ha..

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