Captain Poopypants

What is Captain Poopypants?

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!

VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

See diaper, astronaut, jealousy, stench, crime

Sour Chew

1. Slang for "How are you?" poopguzzler21: Hey nukka incestation: yo, sour chew? poopguzzler21: gr8 doin ma thang chilz wif da..

Zachary Jonathan Baker

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4 Lane Skid Mark

1. After leaving a huge crap in the toilet you proceed to flush, the poo leaves a mark on the base of the toilet so large it covers it enti..

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