Captain Poopypants

What is Captain Poopypants?

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!

VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

See diaper, astronaut, jealousy, stench, crime

Omnipwnorous

1. Possessing, or relating to, unlimited or infinite levels of pwnage. I hereby pronounce myself omnipwnorous. See pwnage, own, leet, 133..

Kill The Drunk

1. When a drunken companion is found, passed out in a pool of his or her own vomit, it is the duty of a fellow human being to stack as many..

Mufftronics

1. A field of Robotics dedicated to creating simulacra of the female vagina eg. Have you seen the new Mufftronics section at the sex shop?..

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