Captain Poopypants

What is Captain Poopypants?

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!

VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

See diaper, astronaut, jealousy, stench, crime

Dripping Stains

1. A fresh paint job. Its so shiny and flawless that it seems to be still wet. That classic Cadillac is dripping stains. See drippin stai..

Errrrrr

1. Exclamation of disgust, to stop someone for doing something Errrrrr, that's so gross dude Oh my gosh, that guy was Errrrrr See z..

Angry Chainsaw

1. Fucking A Girl So Hard That Her Fanny Splits. Person 1: I Feel Bad Person 2: Why? Person 1: Cos I Gave your Mum An Angry Chainsaw Se..

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