Captain Poopypants

What is Captain Poopypants?

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!

VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

See diaper, astronaut, jealousy, stench, crime

Yomama

1. an insult about yomama yomama is like a hockey player, changes her pads after 3 periods and that is what yo mama mean bitch 2. Litera..

Guoch

1. the musle between you sack and your ass hole..

Zimmerman Zipper

1. An emergency release mechanism for your pants incase your penis gets zipped up into it when zipping up your pants. After i was done las..

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