Captain Poopypants

What is Captain Poopypants?

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!

VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

See diaper, astronaut, jealousy, stench, crime

W00tington

1. just another variation of w00t or woot but slightly more sarcastic with an element of not caring and non-committal Girl - Hey when you ..

Terabyte

1. 1 trillion bytes or 1024 gigabytes Holy shit, i have a terabyte of back up space! 2. A terabyte is pretty much the largest amount of ..

Loose-hj

1. A very sloppy and tired Hand Job. It is what happens when you are getting a Hand Job from an out of shape person. "Hey Dude, did y..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Captain Poopypants Edit Meaning