Captain Poopypants

What is Captain Poopypants?

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!

VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

See diaper, astronaut, jealousy, stench, crime

Phoony

1. An anything insult, can be used in any sitiuation. John: "Your a loser!" You: "Least I'm not a phoony" or Y..

I Shall Strike Thy Rectum

1. "I'll beat your ass" said in the Shakespeare way.. Hamlet: thous mother suckith Saxo Grammaticus: I shall strike thy re..

Jeedge

1. Is a nickname for a girl named GiGi. Is jeedge gunna call you back? See Jeedge..

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