Captain Poopypants

What is Captain Poopypants?

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!

VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

See diaper, astronaut, jealousy, stench, crime

Poo Sacking

1. To take a dump in a pillow case or similar sack-like bag and then beat your partner with it. Commonly practiced by but not strictly limi..

Relationship Fluffer

1. somebody that people like to sleep with, but wont date, because they dont want a relationship. the next perosn they sleep with however, ..

W/o

1. Short way of saying "with out" I am going to the store w/o my wallet. See Juan 2. Means without. Used in text and IMing. S..

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