Captain Poopypants

What is Captain Poopypants?

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!

VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

See diaper, astronaut, jealousy, stench, crime

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