Captain Poopypants

What is Captain Poopypants?

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!

VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

See diaper, astronaut, jealousy, stench, crime

Nut Goo

1. Slang for male ejaculatory fluid. It was great, I shot nut goo all over her face!..

Lugen / Lugan

1. a jerk; a person unaware of what a jerk he is. Your friend Joe is a first class lugen / lugan. See jerk, knucklehead, asshole, toady, ..

Quintap

1. Another word for a high-five. From "quin" meaning 5 and "tap" as in "to hit." Yo homes, what it be? Qui..

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