Captain Poopypants

What is Captain Poopypants?

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!

VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

See diaper, astronaut, jealousy, stench, crime

Uteronomy

1. Uteronomy - the alleged autonomy (independence and the capacity to make moral decisions) a woman has over her uterus (produced by the el..

Rice A Roni

1. The san fran-sisco treat! Im going to go home and make some tastey rice a roni! 2. Packaged flavored rice dish. I think I will cook ..

Nigger Fried

1. nigger fried Where a black man with a large penis has stretched a white womans pussy and used her to the point where her white boyfrien..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Captain Poopypants Edit Meaning