Captain Poopypants

What is Captain Poopypants?

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!

VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

See diaper, astronaut, jealousy, stench, crime

Jeepin'

1. vehicular sex he first used it to describe his first date. Yeah so at the drive-ins, we started jeepin'...

Inbadmoodable

1. The state in which you cannot, under any circumstances, be put in a bad mood. Becky: "i hope this news doesn't put you in a b..

W00ties

1. Adorable exclaimation of joy and excitement, usually used by females. He bought me a new car. w00ties!..

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