Captain Poopypants

What is Captain Poopypants?

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!

VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

See diaper, astronaut, jealousy, stench, crime

Vinnigger

1. A Vinnigger is a black man who has a strange obsession over gay Japaneses animated porn. Comes from the roots Vineet and Nigger. Vineet..

Naphy

1. Cowardly, weak, generally lame. Used primarily as an adjective but can also be a noun. Basically synonymous with pussy. Jorge didn&apos..

Yeariod

1. The yearly celebration of when a girl first started menstruating; a period anniversary. My yeariod is January 5th. See menstruating, y..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Captain Poopypants Edit Meaning