Captain Poopypants

What is Captain Poopypants?

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!

VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

See diaper, astronaut, jealousy, stench, crime

Rule Of Three

1. When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had MULTIPLY a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don&apo..

Queer Cup

1. A male in a gay relation that is the feminine among the two.. "I love you Steve, your my husky butt lover." "I love you..

Missing White Woman Syndrome

1. The tendency of the news media to focus strongly on kidnap, rape or murder victims that are young, attractive, female and white while ig..

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