Captain Poopypants

What is Captain Poopypants?

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!

VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

See diaper, astronaut, jealousy, stench, crime

Cock And Load

1. say before you fart. its like firing a gun...but not.. *feel it coming* "Hey, buddy." "What?" "Cock and lo..

Flodging

1. When people walk around like they have things they don't. People that show off to much of what they do have. Another nigga car,Ano..

Akunamatata

1. word for a girl's vagina My mom taught me never to let strangers touch my akunamatata. See gemini..

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