Captain Punch

What is Captain Punch?

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.

I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.

See cleveland steamer, donkey punch, feces, defecate

Vegetation Rights

1. The right to vegetate. Dad: Man, why don't you ever do anything with your life? Teenage Son: I am expressing my vegetation rights..

Oyf

1. An acronym originating from 'off your face', pronounced "oi-ff". Often used to describe the zonked state of oneself ..

Eye Ghonnorea

1. Well, the only way to really explain this is ; Oops...I Miiised! *Oh shit! Im sorry Shirley, I guess my aim is bad!*..

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