Captain Punch

What is Captain Punch?

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.

I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.

See cleveland steamer, donkey punch, feces, defecate

Nantenchild

1. A genderless elf that dances in and out of chatrooms. Often pats you on the head and gives you candy. You're such a nantenchild ..

Nazer

1. A stream of marijuana smoke that is inhaled through the nostril, administered shotgun style. That nazer kicked my ass. See Jay..

Zapor

1. Constipation in Russian Gde gavno? Nety! Y menya zapor, blya! See constipation, zapor, gavno, shit..

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