Captain Punch

What is Captain Punch?

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.

I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.

See cleveland steamer, donkey punch, feces, defecate

Quefet

1. When you release gas from the gouche, the area between the genitalia and the anus. Can and will be extremely smelly: Ex: Like rotten egg..

Kangaroo

1. What we Australians use or ride to get from A to B. My kangaroo was so slow on the way to school today, it felt like i was riding a koa..

Nursery

1. breasts, particularly those of a female I need to get me some of her nursery. See tits, breasts, cleavage, rack, mammal..

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