Captain Punch

What is Captain Punch?

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.

I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.

See cleveland steamer, donkey punch, feces, defecate

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Usdff

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Kegular

1. The action to which concludes you to love drinking. Drinking a lot Amy is one Kegular girl, it's crazy. See drinking, keg, beer..

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