Captain Punch

What is Captain Punch?

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.

I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.

See cleveland steamer, donkey punch, feces, defecate

Americas Cleaning Lady

1. Canada Damn Canada, get down and do your job. See B-Rad G..

Zulty

1. good looking, gorgeous. that guy in those tight pants looks zulty. See cherry..

Cheesemonkey

1. A very clever monkey who lives in a cave of cheeseburgers, has cheesemonkey farms in Illinois next to walmart, is danish, and hates Geor..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Captain Punch Edit Meaning