Captain Punch

What is Captain Punch?

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.

I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.

See cleveland steamer, donkey punch, feces, defecate

Zelched

1. What you are after smoking a fat blunt. Man, i took one hit of that chronic and i was zelched! See weed, blunt, marijuana, stoned, hig..

Leblanc

1. Outrageously shiny or sparkly, to the point where you are blinded by a white flash (blanc = white) Did you see her new ring? It was Le..

Bad Off

1. doing bad feeling bad or just not going to make it man my car was stolen today and i can't get to waork, i'm bad off! See..

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