Captain Punch

What is Captain Punch?

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.

I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.

See cleveland steamer, donkey punch, feces, defecate

Jefferson

1. Synonym of Marijuana Person: "Yo you wanna hit some jeff wit me later?" ============ Person A: "THIS WEED IS SOME GOOD..

Heyness

1. a greeting- hey, hello, whatsup. Heyness, Amber! Whats happening? See Amber Rose..

Niggertits

1. 4chan lol wut? why is it that when i type in NIGGERTITS, it redirects me to 4chan? Is moot into that sort of thing? See 4chan, nigger..

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