Captain Punch

What is Captain Punch?

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.

I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.

See cleveland steamer, donkey punch, feces, defecate

Harem Queen

1. A girl or woman who has a lot of male friends. Usually they have more male friends than female friends. (See One of the lads) This perso..

Holla If U Swalla

1. when you want a girl to get back to you yo,holla if u swalla so i can get back at ya. See holla, swalla, call me, blow me, hey..

Lower Back Tramp Stamp

1. tattoo on the small of a girls back, usualy done poorly and most often consisting of a tribal design because girls usualy don't lik..

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