Captain Punch

What is Captain Punch?

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.

I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.

See cleveland steamer, donkey punch, feces, defecate

Eitzman

1. a strong, but off-target, soccer kick Cotton pick, I just kicked another eitzman into the swimming pool. See shank, goal, score, kick,..

Slorank

1. someone who possess the qualities of a slut, whore, and a skank Meg you are such a slorank, you can't stick to just one guy...

Pearce

1. huge hunk who loves to ram mad pussy that guy is a total pearce See hot, sex, pink sock, babe, amazing 2. a way of saying someone or..

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