Captain Punch

What is Captain Punch?

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.

I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.

See cleveland steamer, donkey punch, feces, defecate

Zizowned

1. to be headbutted hard, especially during a soccer game. Martha: "Did you see how Alex head-butted Mark?" Tutta: "LOLOLO..

B I T P

1. Means Big In The Pants. Someone who has a big shwanker and ain't afraid to prove it! Joey: Did you really just do that? Adam: Yea..

Madass

1. A word you use instead of the word badass, when you think something is enormously cool It can also be used in situations thats are dare..

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