Captain Quagmire

What is Captain Quagmire?


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The person charged with the duties of Commander In Chief who single handedly inserts military action with an indefinate end into situations of certain prolonged demise, created as a direct result of intentionally failed intelligence, and further as a substitute for actual depth of character, real integrity, courageous valour, and integral honesty, all the while inspiring hatred, bigotry, ineptitude, cronyism, and international terrorism through his own example.

George W.M.D. Bush aka "Captain Quagmire" doesn't remember studying Vietnam in his history classes, nor does he remember living through it, but he doesn't care, he's the President of Florida!

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" -May 2nd 2003

See wmd, dubya, w.m.d., w, 43, miserable failure, katrina, big money, liar, theif, jeb, florida, mission accomplished, rove, saddam, peace, war, dumb, bushism, cockmo, dry drunk, dubai, impeach, impeached, lame duck, judas, texas hold em, strongbad, homestarrunner, the cheat


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