Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Jumping The Grenade

1. An action performed by the wing man, this situation arises when the said wing mantakes one for the team by hitting on the fat/ugly chick..

Corporate Frat

1. One who is involved in general debauchery during the week -drinking past midnight, hooking up with random girls, passing out in a place ..

Happenin'

1. used to describe something that is bustling with activity; fun; cool; awesome The bowling alley is happenin' right now. Whoah Ha..

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