Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Erotic Snail

1. A species of snail with a large sexual appetite. Most commonly found in fields of grass where it has been known to hump as many as 7 bl..

Nalcock

1. A penis so large that it resembles a Nalgene water bottle. Your tiny penis is nothing compared to my nalcock. See cock, balls, nalgina..

Mattzed

1. only the coolest flippin kid in school, everyone should aspire to live up to his greatness yoo that MattZed kid is a fuggin pimp See Z..

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