Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Anismal

1. A Beast, an ungodly, unnaturally strong human being. Q: Did you see that dude rip the door off that Cadillac? A: Yea, holy fartbox bat..

Glass Slipper

1. A condom. A condom is the glass slipper of our time. You put it on, dance all night and throw it away in the morning. See Tyler..

S.w.g.h.

1. A Term used in the San Fernando Valley by teenagers meaning "Smoke Weed, Get High." So if you smoke weed. Welcome to the life ..

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