Captain Random

What is Captain Random?


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The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random


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