Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Bus Blindness

1. When you get on a bus, not expecting to see anyone you know and then becoming temporarily face-blind whilst looking for a seat, resultin..

Neffs

1. AKA a random kid; someone with no distinguishing features THat kid is such a neff, he lacks any sort of distinguishing feature at all. ..

Crapslices

1. Coined: May 30th, 2007. SoCal, USA Description: An expletive very similar in definition to snapor shnap- and the latter, only the defin..

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