Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

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The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random
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Random Words:

Insert
1. Can be replaced by shove, push, hump, fuck, or pound... I cum as soon as I insert my penis. I will insert my fist in your face. Inser..
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Skudmonkey
1. SEXY man beast who his very l33t See Stevo..
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W00d
1. hes uber 1337 w00d is a 1337 hax0r See john..
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