Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Edgitation

1. The condition of being agitated to the edge of a breakthrough or breakdown. The edgitation was overwhelming; then I saw God. See holin..

Zenith

1. any point facing and heading the opposite way of gravity. since the phrase "over and above" is a bit hard to apply to this, ze..

Bobby Two Hats

1. Bobby Two Hats - (N) - A Man Named Bobby Wearing Two Hats. Officially Hat-Tastic. Bobby Two Hats - (V) - Hitting on Someones Mother. (..

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