Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Brent Barry

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Veganity

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Scabby Willy

1. A crispy, flaky penis often with a very tough forskin. Laura- "I had sex with Dylan last night, he has a Scabby Willy" Possu..

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