Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

'89

1. The year you use in reference to something that you have not done in a while. Usually, almost always an exaggeration. Do you want to ..

Cum Sipping Sewer Whore

1. A whore who lives in the swer and sips cum. My friend is a cum sipping sewer whore but he wont admit it. See cum bubble, cum load, cun..

Border Monger

1. dumb ass mexican who illegally crosses the border between the US and mexico. sometimes border mongers cross back and forth to smuggle dr..

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