Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Geocaching :

1. 1. A sport where one uses expensive global positioning technology to locate useless dollar store items in remote locations of the plane..

Zaggacino

1. noun: The combination of two of life's greatest commodities a zag(cigarette) and a coffee (not necessarily a capucinno). Milo: Yo..

Jazzle

1. Meaning pretty or cool or neat-o! Jonas says thats its my dike word.. ITS NOT ITS CAZ HES A JEW AND IM BI!!hehe i men yes, jazzle.. Jew..

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