Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Coca Tree

1. When you put shit in your pubes and have a girl give you head. Putting shit all over her face. I got that hoe with the coca tree last n..

Quaces

1. A hybrid of "Q" and "aces" (originally from Jeff Long). A VERY good thing. Possibly the best. That catsuit looks to..

Ziggley

1. That random chill that goes down your spine, that just makes you shiver, no matter how cold or hot it is. Guy #1: whoa. Guy #2: What w..

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