Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Zenon

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Al Gore

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Eskimo Beard

1. When you cum on your friend/partners chin,upperlip,sides,etc. and in the morning when they wake up it leaves a dry crusty white beard(fu..

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