Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Xmattdizzlex

1. an ass hole who doesnt do anything and often owes craig large lump sums of money xmattdizzlex: let me have some money craig: no, you o..

Handy Special

1. the somewhat politically correct term for a person/place/thing that is incapable of reaching its destined maximum potential candice: ma..

Cisco Sex

1. Is when someone has sex with someone of the opposite sex (in case of brittany its same sex); either oral/vaginal. under desk, chair, any..

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