Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Mo-ron

1. a mentally challenged person (dumb) Maddison is such a mo-ron. See dumb, stupid, retarted..

Frecked

1. the art of of being fucked and wreckedat the same time; a hilarious combination of the two terms. we were frecked last night See fucke..

Zwirned

1. hassles and delays which cause you to be late - likely in reference to poor financial reporting and general issues related to financial ..

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