Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Mezzo Mix

1. A drink found in Europe that is a combination of Coke and Orange soda. In Germany and Austria, it is known as Spezi. This Mezzo Mix tas..

Vertical Cuisine

1. A.k.a. 'tall food': food presentation that gets the whole dish in a pile in the middle. Food-presentation forms other than ve..

Harnied

1. To be left behind when walking with a group of friends, everyone else walks infront of you and you are left behind them on your own &qu..

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