Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Sink The Titanic

1. To piss the bed, making reference to the ill-fated ship. You look like shit, what happened to you? Every time I drink Tequilla, I come..

[thoughthehadadickitus]

1. condition where a man thinks he has a big dick Jerry: Carmen, where is Zack today? Carmen:Oh, didn't you hear? Jerry:Here what? ..

N-e-r-d

1. the neptunes the bestproduction team of (n.e.r.d.), of Pharrell Williams, Chad Hugo, and Shae produced countless #1 hits produced by ..

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