Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Ziploc Mode

1. When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get w..

Locantore

1. means the singer in italian. usually person is independent and classy that girl is a locantore See sexy, amazing, classy, independent,..

W00tbeer

1. what you drink after you own another team i just spilt w00tbeer all over myself See w00tang..

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