Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Jambolaya

1. It's when your friends are drunk and you are able to position them in sexually compromising positions. They were so wasted last ni..

Yakamondo

1. is a word expressing excitment "Deandre, mom is jello shots" Deandre replied with speed "yakamondo". See yaka, y..

Taco Berries

1. A taco berry is defined as; toilet paper that gets stuck in a chics pubes from wiping her really hairy vagina, the normal color when rip..

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