Captain Random

What is Captain Random?


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The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random


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Random Words:

1. Fear of urinating at a urinal while another man peeing at the urinal to the left or right. I came sprinting into the bathroom only to f..
1. really really really fucked up off of smoking weed, cannibus, marijuana. really fucked up that u cant get any higher; so fucked up that ..
1. A dick move in Scrabble when you get 20 points at the end because your opponent can't play the Q. Yo, Jebediah Q-sticked me in our..