Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Hnr

1. Hit'n'Run leeching a torrent(see warez)and not seeding it. this is common on private trackers. Guy uses a private tracker a..

Lurgy

1. British slang for feeling like shit. Man, I have this really bad stomach lurgy. 2. an illness that is not serious but passes easily f..

Flong Your Dong

1. Beat your pud. Beat your meat. Beat off. Tap your log. If you would like to flong your dong with a group of liberal gentlemen, go pl..

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