Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Kackensplatter

1. Someone who is incontinent and shits themselves silly. Kackensplatters often wear adult nappies that are useless, sometimes the explosiv..

Tealight

1. a small candlealso known as a nightlight, they burn for hours and are contained in a thin metal casing, if left to burn for long enough ..

You Ain't Down

1. It's what your freinds tell you when you aren't ready to go or do something. Nick: We out to lunch Paul: I don't know....

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