Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Hardmob

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Argentinian Surprise

1. When you're pounding a girl in the ass and she doesn't want you to nut in her face so you take it out and spit on her back mak..

Choachariffic

1. 1) Something or someone so weak and contrary to manhood that it can only be described as the lowest and most estrogen enriched form of p..

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