Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Quésar

1. The Mexican term for anal sex between men. It is often used as a derogatory term. Those two fags back in Cancun were having a Quésar al..

Zebra Bowl

1. A football game that is ruined by incompetent referees making bad calls and too many flags being thrown by them, as well as them giving ..

Pedifail

1. When you hit on a underage girl, but your game is weak, and you walk away with nothing to show for it. The best outcome when dealing wi..

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