Captain Random

What is Captain Random?


1.

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random


37

Random Words:

1. 1. a lazy black person that chills in his yard drinking purple drank and smoking blunts all day 2. a Lambda Chi Alpha associate member ..
1. Someone who engages in a sexual relationship with a minor. "My daughter isn't going near him, he's a timko." "..
1. The description of being severly intoxicated by one or more mind-altering substances, e.g. gear "Awwhhhh, that meth has gotten me ..