Captain Random

What is Captain Random?

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Zupitchoo

1. The unintelligent way to ask, "What is up with you?" "Yo, mah monies be all gone n' shizz, zupitchoo man?!!" ..

Chip Rip

1. the art of luring your dog with a chip to your ass in in a sense of false security, to then rip a fart just as the dog goes in to grab t..

Zodax

1. To be struck unconscious with bliss. Mark was so high last night he totally zodaxed. See seizure, bliss, scrabble..

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