What is Captain Red Beard's Pearls?

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You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokesyou pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.

Classy!!!

Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls!
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