What is Captain Redhead?
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The superhero which results from the combination of Twin 1 and Twin 2, both redheads supreme.
Think of all the superheroes you can, imagine all their powers combined into one being, add redhair and a voice that has been known to make women swoon and you have Captain Redhead. He is 6'5" tall.
Captain Redhead has never actually been called forth because his mere presence on earth would cause all of female humanity to faint, which could result in major traffic accidents. Also his hair absorbs solar rays.
By your Twin powers combined, I am Captain Redhead!
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