What is Captain Retard?
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Still the current president (as of 01/11/09) of the unwitting states of America (his doing).
Makes "bold and decisive leadership" decisions in the wrong F*$king direction, every dammed time (when he's not taking a vacation).
I see Captain Retard was making another "speech" on CNN today. Only watched it to see how much the S&P & Dow stock tickers would go down while he was talking, yet again.... Cuz he's the
decider .
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Purposly eat horrible or not at all, so that when a man tries to bone you up the ass, you push really hard,
and all your diarrea flows ..
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A man who every women wants to get with, and will call just to hear his answering machine, a master of poon.
Whoa did you see who that ..