Captain Retard

What is Captain Retard?


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See--> George W Bush or Dubya

Still the current president (as of 01/11/09) of the unwitting states of America (his doing).

Makes "bold and decisive leadership" decisions in the wrong F*$king direction, every dammed time (when he's not taking a vacation).

I see Captain Retard was making another "speech" on CNN today. Only watched it to see how much the S&P & Dow stock tickers would go down while he was talking, yet again.... Cuz he's the decider.

See george w bush, bush wacked, village idiot, decider, miserable failure


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