What is Captain Retard?
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Still the current president (as of 01/11/09) of the unwitting states of America (his doing).
Makes "bold and decisive leadership" decisions in the wrong F*$king direction, every dammed time (when he's not taking a vacation).
I see Captain Retard was making another "speech" on CNN today. Only watched it to see how much the S&P & Dow stock tickers would go down while he was talking, yet again.... Cuz he's the
decider .
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