What is Captain Retardo?
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One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.
Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.
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When you get so drunk that you unwillingly agree to anal sex.
Man i got so up the bum drunk last night.
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Another name for a crescent wrench
Hand my that arkansas socket set so I can loosen that bolt!
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Zachlockhart:
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