What is Captain Retardo?
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One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.
Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.
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its when your mom is mean to you,
its what you call your mean mother so you don't get grounded.
"Sweet child, eat your bruss..
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candle used to cover the smell of your shit when you are sharing quarters with other people
Would you please light the courtesy candle,..
