What is Captain Retardo?
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One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.
Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.
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1. The three main protagonists in the Steven Spielberg film "Jaws."
2. Nickname for one's genitals, with Quint being the..
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Figurative slang for a cock
Watch out, it pecks and will throw up when excited..
