What is Captain Retardo?
1.
One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.
Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.
See
Random Words:
1.
A gay white kid who raps and thinks that his whiteville Italian neighborhood is ghetto because he does grafiti on random fences and sell..
1.
Feces, shit or poop found in an urban enviroment such as a street, sidewalk, parking lot etc. The 'urban loaf' is usually of ..
1.
A phrase you say to people who are against profanity, and say it's immature and stupid. The idea is to give show them that such cen..
