Captain Retardo

What is Captain Retardo?


1.

One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.

Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.

See coors, richie, drunk, captian


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