What is Captain Retardo?
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One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.
Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.
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A Venti (large) Double Chocolate Chip Frappucino from starbucks, with the whipped cream and chocolate sauce stirred in.
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A place where there is nothing to do. Ever.
I am so bored, and I live in Lake Orion.
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Performing cunnilingus on a woman with a yeast infection.
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