What is Captain Retardo?
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One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.
Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.
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Function: noun
Etymology: Play on the famously abstruse novel Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco and its title's source, Jean..
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the action of pleasuring one's fat
Larissa: "I just saw Evan jiggling his fat and making
orgasmic sounds! It was so..
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Vaginal fungus.
My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention...
