What is Captain Retardo?
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One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.
Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.
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a mix of the words overachieving and chiefin.
Used when someone who is high as shit just wont stop smoking. Usually these ppl are lunch..
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evidence left behind from vomitting in public
"Dude, don't look in the water fountain. Someone left yak tracks."
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the owner of a sausage factory in milwaukee. it is alleged his arm got stuck in one of the frankfurter vending machines when he was a wo..
