What is Captain Ridiculous?
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The drunkest person at the bar/party/family dinner. Encourages everyone around them to drink more, often ordering rounds of shots and not paying for them.
Jane: Did you see her puking all over the bartender?
John: Yeah, she's Captain Ridiculous every weekend.
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How long do you want me to put your chili in the microwave? Give'r Gretzky!
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