Captain Ron

What is Captain Ron?

The pimpiest pirate en el mundo.

Kurt Russels Best Movie

Captain Ron gives me something to live for.

The victim of a go-kart accident...definetly not a pirate. He is a sailor.

"Sounds like a pirate."

Ham Spamming

1. The act of slapping someone on the face with ones penis After 5 minutes of ham spamming she could take no more! See ham, spammed, spam..

Zombiotic

1. One who feels like a fucking zombie. Not exactly the flesh eating killers we all know and love, but resort back to Shawn of the Dead whe..

Pikeyness

1. When there is a slight wiff of dog blanket about you. Pikeyness - Getting dressed - and then having a wash. Pikeyness - Sniffing your ..

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