Captain Salt Truck

What is Captain Salt Truck?


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The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.

Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner saltdrunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.

See salt, game, flirting, spit game


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