What is Captain Salt Truck?
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The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.
Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner
salt drunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.
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The act of shitting in anothers mouth and having them preform oral sex with the shit still in there mouth
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1.During a pornographic film, when a male ejaculates on a girl's, or multiple girls', breasts and/or face.
2.Blowing a hot go..
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a faggot on yahoo who stalks women trying to get them to show him their titties.
u_g_a_bulldawg: lemme see yo titties on cam
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