What is Captain Salt Truck?
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The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.
Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner
salt drunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.
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A similar type of the Phat Farmdesign exept that they have the "P" sign facing the other way, people who cant afford real ones..
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The origin of Mike Scott. The place from hence he came. The great red, drizzling, puss-filled mothership.
I thought mom had gas, but..