What is Captain Save A Hoe?
1.
Derived from a 1993 rap song by rapper E-40 about the adventures of a Financial savior to underpriviledged inner city hood rats.
A golddigger's dream. A man that will drop dimes on you (i.e. get your hair and nails done, take care of your childroes, pay your bills)
A man that does this is usually Captain Savin'
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Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's plane!
Wus that foolz name
Captain Save A Hoe main
2.
The phrase was popularized by from that e-40 song to refer to a dude that plays the role. buy girls shit, gives them money and eats the box execively. Mean while she uses his ass for all that shit. Dude falls in love to soon. shit like that
"Its a bird its a plane what is that niggas name captain save a hoe, hey" -E-40-
or
The guys keeps buying flowers for that girl he just meet. What a Captain save a hoe
mother fucker
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3.
1) A black man who believes black women are perfect and does no wrong often giving black women excuses and comes to the defense of black women when they are clearly in the wrong. often he has been raised by alot of single black women, driends with alot of females or raised by a single mother.
2.) A black male who thinks like a black women and believes all black women are victims in every situation and clearly believes each crap they say. Too dumb to believe anything is their fault.
Michael believes all single black mothers are victims rather than realizing the fact that they made a stupid idiotic choice to sleep with the bum ass nigga and get pregnant. Therefore he is a Captain Save A Hoe.
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4.
means to casually utter the word captain in front of your friends with the expectation that they will come save you from a creepy guy you cant seem to ditch.
"Can I get a Captain?!" Jessica
which is code for:"Can I get a Captain Save A Hoe"
Natalie swoops over and takes Jessica away to the bar, leaving the loser who she needed to get away from alone.
