Captain Shag

What is Captain Shag?

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1. A muff-diver

2. A fictitious super-hero character developed by my buddy, the B, for a holloween costume in 2006. The Captain Shag is most recognizable by a Love-Boat-inspired Captain's hat, a blue shag-carpeting cape laced in pink frillie-shit, a Burt-Reynolds-style shirt, and black pants with that same pink frillie-shit as leg warmers.

Captain Shag stood out from the crowd as a beacon of character was cast out from a sea of hollow wieners.

See hollow wiener, shag carpet, halloween, castro, san francisco
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