What is Captain Shiny?
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Person with a bald head that you can normally see yourself in. its kind of like having a mirror but its living.
TY: AHOY CAPTAIN SHINY!!!
Gary the bus driver: DAMN IT DONT CALL ME THAT.
TY: Anything you say shiny top.
(Ty walks away)
Gary: asshole.
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The stripe (or strip) of hair growing from the bottom of the lip. The cultivated and extended soul patchor D-bag tag that grows down the..