Captain Slock

What is Captain Slock?


1.

A Captain Slock Is when you pretend you are going to stick your penis into a womans mouth and instead dick slap them real fucking hard

Dude:"i gave my girlfriend a Captain Slock yesterday all you heard was that loudass smack"

Dude's Friend: "What did she do?"

Dude: "She tried to slap me with her vagina flaps"

See angry dragon, angry pirate, fuzzy, hoes, dick slap


29

Random Words:

1. A female who has way to much pussy gas A.K.A "Queef" Dam Hoe you are a fucking "Queef Monger" See pussy, fart, vag..
1. the time between the posting of a definition on urban dictionary and the time that it actually registers on the website note: this is t..
1. Lunchage is urban slang for Lunch and is the meal or food that is taken at midday. How about some lunchage? See lunch, luncheon, lunch..