Captain Slock

What is Captain Slock?


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A Captain Slock Is when you pretend you are going to stick your penis into a womans mouth and instead dick slap them real fucking hard

Dude:"i gave my girlfriend a Captain Slock yesterday all you heard was that loudass smack"

Dude's Friend: "What did she do?"

Dude: "She tried to slap me with her vagina flaps"

See angry dragon, angry pirate, fuzzy, hoes, dick slap


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