Captain Smash-a-ho

What is Captain Smash-a-ho?


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The complete polar opposite of a Captain Save-a-ho. Usually just smashes the ho and doesn't buy her gucci bags and fancy dinners. Usually if lucky, the ho gets a happy meal and a newport.

Tyrese: Ayo ma dude, are you gunna captain save a ho that alexa rae ho? she was feelin you ma dude.

Laquam: Na yo, i just had to Captain Smash-A-Ho and didn't even give her a ride home

Tyerese: Thats grimey ma nigga

Laquam: Na ma dude, I gave her a happy meal and a newport even though a nigga was hungry and ate her chicken nuggets

See smash, a ho, captain, smashing, ho


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