Captain Smoothness

What is Captain Smoothness?

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n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.

"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"

See dumbshit, dumbfuck, dumbass, ding-bat, putz, Frazier

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