Captain Snooze

What is Captain Snooze?


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When the whore is asleep, you proceed to ejaculate a halo around the crown of the head. Then apply a nightcap in the fashion of the captain himself.

got home last night and the bitch was asleep so i thought she deserved a captain snooze

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