Captain Snooze

What is Captain Snooze?

When the whore is asleep, you proceed to ejaculate a halo around the crown of the head. Then apply a nightcap in the fashion of the captain himself.

got home last night and the bitch was asleep so i thought she deserved a captain snooze

See captain, snooze, cunt, rusty trombone, gecko, chinaman, red dragon, fairytales

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