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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..
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A person who spends far to much time sending and/or reading tweets on Twitter
Bob is is checking twitter again. Hes such a twittwhore
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Term used to indicate a small penis size, so small that the woman can not feel it in her vagina.
Man: "Who's your daddy!"..