What is Captain Stubing?
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after sex finding pubic hair stuck to the sides and base of your penis head that looks like the back of captain stubings head from the love boat
She had so much pubic hair when I pulled it out I thought I was staring at Captain Stubing on the bridge of the love boat
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Tea bagging with shaved balls.
Your shaved balls rubbing all over my face, now that's a captain stubing!
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v. captain stubed, captain stub·ing, captain stu
To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.
1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.
"Man, he captain stubed that girl with his tongue."
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A megalomaniacal young man with a prediliction for porn involving the Olsen twins, and making racist slurs about anyone who crosses his ..
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When you can't get an erection
Eeeey, Sorry bitch i've got a floppy finger, no filling for you tonight...