Captain Toasty

What is Captain Toasty?


1.

A type of slightly toasted baked good made from yeast and grain who has achieved the rank of O-3 in the Breakfast Food Militia.

Renowned for his leadership abilities and tactical battle plans, Captain Toasty creates fear in the heart of his enemies and compasion in the hearts of his comrades (and puppies).

Captain Toasty just kicked my ass, which is no surprise.

See Leprechaun Ninja


2

Random Words:

1. Flim-Flammed Verb: see fucked Man you got Flim-Flammed..
1. (oong-gah-wah) A word used as a noun, adjective, or verb to replace a noun, adjective, or verb you cannot think of at the moment. There ..
1. Used to address the end of the line in an escalated conversation, debate or exchange. A loss of temper or patience is often the catalyst..