What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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an idiot regarding the internet; one who tries to use computers and just doesn't get it.
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A Democrat who blindly supports the elite candidates of his or her party. Similar to 99% of all Republicans.
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