Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Bootyfuck

1. To stick your penis in a girls "booty" and hump it like a Rabbit. Ay fool, yesterday i was bootyfuckin Carol. See doggystyle..

W4r3z

1. Warez/Pirated software said in "leet" text. FTPs have lots of w4r3z filez..

Vaganic

1. adj., adv. of or pertaining to a crevice. antonym of phallic. Queen Elizabeth's vaganic regions are opposite Wales. See vagina, d..

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