Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Ersatz

1. "Ersatz" is a german word and means substitute. "Hallo Klaus, hast Du das Ersatzrad?" "Hello Klaus, do you go..

Idalis

1. a grimey or raunchy stench, usually smelled around dead animals, mold, port a potties, old people, sewage drains, and dirty laundry! Wh..

No Nigga

1. Someone who ain't ya nigga. A wannabe that aint nobody. Look at that no nigga! See nigga, homie, partner..

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