What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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straightens bananas straight
how in the hortense do i straiten my bananas without a banana straitener.
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A mocking parody of "Drum Corps International", the organization that assumed control in the early 1970s of what was until tha..
