What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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To have breath so bad it smells like youve spent a dirty night with the rotund queen of hip hop
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a synthetic hormone that is injected to a male friend to counteract vagaphalactic shock. Instantly returns subject to state of 'no..
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I male who is homosexual.
That man is the biggest loosemoose!
See gay, butt lover, d-master, fag, rainbow
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The process of buying t..
