Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Blorange

1. like where someone dyes their hair blond but it looks orange --> blorange 'omigod courtney dyed her hair blorange' See bl..

Zamperini

1. The act of carrying illegal Mexicans into Swedan. The pilot zamperinied over the Atlantic Ocean. See illegal, wetback, beaner, whore..

Schlamastic

1. A female's chest. "Damn dude, that chick has nice schlamastic."..

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