Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Cubed

1. Short for "to the third power." Came from the fact that if you got all the square units from cubing a number and put them tog..

Off-line

1. Business Buzzwordterm most commonly used during a meeting when one person would like to discuss something one-on-one after the meeting...

Omgtifa

1. OMGTIFA is an anagram similar to OMG or LOL. What it means is Oh My God This Is Fucking Amazing. Either that or, Oh My God That Is F..

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