Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Quiefing

1. A Bubble of Air Formed From The Outer Vaginal Skin Area. I Fucked That Bitch So Hard, Her Pussy Was Quiefing See John Doe 1. A Bubbl..

Organowski

1. Retarded Ape Rapist with a tiny penis and two viginas "dude did u watch the news, there was an Organowski on main street" Se..

Nice T's

1. A phrase often said to women with gaint TITS, usually after a few beers. Sometimes said sober by those with no morals and a lack of res..

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