What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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A meal consisting of pancakes and beer. Usually served for dinner.
The Texas breakfast has left me inebriated.
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When your butthole consumes itself
I took a fat shit and my butthole caved in, I had an anal eclipse.
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