Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Yuckbutt

1. Wet substance remaining in the anus. Can be caused by lubricants, semen and even crap from a poopdick. Roy had a yuckbutt after a pleas..

Bag Pooper

1. A person who poopsin a bag. The bag can be paper or plastic. Anyone who takes a dump in a bag. J: "oh shit, I can't find a fu..

Fusionrift

1. My site, and it's good. Assholes. We have things See Guess..

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