Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Tunsel

1. Someone who "sucks up" but not in a blatant way. Not a total tool, but leaning towards it. Haha, i cant believe he gave you h..

Brown Screamer

1. The act of having such a painful dump that you scream in pain. Those chicken wings last night gave me such bad brown screamers!! See p..

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