Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Lovened

1. 1)When you have been filled to the brim of love "I can't love you now. My last boyfriend already lovened me up. Sorry. You&..

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1. A cow face frequently used by idiots during a "animal text off" John: ]=(:) lawl No one else: *cricket* See cow, beef, lol,..

Quaffillion

1. 57 thousand zeros that stand alone (Really just a fancy way of saying zero) 1-"I'll give you a quaffillion dollars for your ..

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