Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Ass-flap

1. A tag of skin on the anus sometimes left behind by a resolved ass-grape. Her ass-flap was a sign that she was predisposed to ass-grapes..

Shit Cock And Balls

1. a phrase for one who is angered when you drop you beer you shout SHIT COCK AND BALLS See shit, cock, balls, anger, disgust..

Zolot

1. A girl who is insanely crazy and fun who loves her friends and family. Alexandra Z..

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