Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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It Iches

1. Said to phsycologically make you itch something thats not there. "It iches doesnt it?"..

It's Not Going To Happen...

1. Direct and immediate response to any sort of sleep rub or other tricksy sexual behavior introduced after your girlfriend decides it is t..

Vander

1. to pull a face like a crazy, mindless child shagger whilst playing drums like a man possessed fookin' 'ell he's doing a ..

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