Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Beldon

1. a pansy in a fancy robe Hey, look at the beldon. He is prancing like a felon. See beldon 2. A gay man. 3. Easily deceived or dupe..

Buggouts

1. hanging time with your friends caption on myspace: "crazy buggouts on friday!" See hanging out, fun, fooling, around..

Vincent Suit

1. A man who works in an office wearing a suit all day and then comes home to his family and doesn't ever take his suit off, even to s..

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