Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Queej

1. a Quiznos Sub, or an alternate name for the restaurant itself "Yo guys, lets go to Queejno's and get a sick queej! See sub, ..

Lickture

1. To lecture someone while licking them. It is annoying, but cute, depending on the person. Gean: Put the *lick* toilet paper *lick* on t..

Zorch Cow

1. Cool, fresh, outta sight, real George. Common in the early 1950s. That was a zorch cow game...

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