Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Vagpyro

1. Someone who enjoys setting vaginas on fire or someone who has a strange obsession with redheads. I wouldn't date him he's t..

Cuntclot

1. An especially offensive thing to call someone, especially a dude. Technically it refers to the dark clots that sometimes work their way ..

Gas-blasted

1. When doing a chick in missionary, getting so excited you break wind. Rusty got so excited doing Samantha he gas-blasted See fart, gass..

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