What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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noun
A physical appearence of a person with a huge head and a tall skinny body. He/she looks like a penis.
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n. (slang) An insult coined from the term queef (which refers to a vaginal fart) which is used to insult those with questionable or poor..
