What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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To be particularly active in the use of your cellular phone.
That's like your 30th call tonight, Steve... Man, you hellaphonin&apo..
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When a one night stand is so good that it's deserving of an encore performance. Also, if a one night stand turns into something mor..
