Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Zombie Zuel

1. the ultimate blue zombie cowboy of doom zombie zuel is almighty son! See zombie, zuel, undead, blue, cowboy..

Masa Puss

1. Comes from South African slang- A Mothers genitalia "Go fuck yo Masa Puss!!!" or simply:"Yo Masa Puss!!!"..

Oralable

1. someone (or something) who looks like they could greatly satisfy a penis. That skank is oralable. Her gash is oralable. See oral sex,..

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