Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Queifcicle

1. To quief in your mothers mouth, or and the european definition, To quief in a cup of water, freeze it, then eat it Thats a great Queifc..

Smapapsa

1. A type of spamming on forums that make no sense whatsoever. Like just hitting random keys fgsdfgs hydjytk liutlyusrdgs< this is what..

Kippage

1. Originatin 4rm da east sidez of croydon! kippage - in other wordz gtin sum kip -or sleep 4 u uneducated children. Idea came 4rm a pil..

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