What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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A word used to describe ones return
Backeydoodles, i just had to retreive something from another room
See back, get, leave, come..
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A vagina lined with razor sharp teeth. It is told that he who sticketh his "junketh" into thy judging vagina shall be chosen t..
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the subtle dance coaxing a girl into allowing you to plug the backdoor and also the act itself.
"My wife let me whip out the elect..
