Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Gaywod

1. simply; to be a wod of gay. Teddy: "I just slapped myself with a twizzler!" Sally: "What? Gaywod!" See gay, lame,..

Jar Opener

1. The man in a lesbian relationship. A really butch dyke. This derived from the idea of lesbians being able to reproduce amongst eachoth..

I-i4x0r

1. Hacker |-|=H 4=A x=k 0=e r=r I am the baddest I-I4x0r since plato. See hacker, 1337, 1337357, software, phreak..

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