Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Ecce Homo

1. from latin, meaning "behold the man" in which case the man is describing Christ on the cross in the book Ecce Homo, Nietzsche..

Tigos

1. A shortened and more discreet way of saying Tig-O-Biddies, tigos means large breasts. "You see the tigos Nikki was packing?" ..

Quadrollocks

1. A noun, Used to describe something or someone that is four times worse than bollocks. Quadrollocks can also be used as a swear word. &q..

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