Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Litblock

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Geto Classic

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American Social Health Care

1. Does not exist. This Woman's child has treatable cancer. She is poor, fuck them, let the child die. We don't care because we ..

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