Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Underslore

1. Very simply put. An underage slut whore. That 16 year old with the near naked pics on myspace is an underslore. See slut, whore, ska..

Quinner

1. while playing pro evo, someone who in the face of being completely dominated manages to score a cheeky goal. Normally involving the othe..

Zigotango

1. A fumbling fall, usually head first, to the ground in a spastic manner. That fellow made a zigotango straight for the ground...

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