What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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When the girl sucks your dick you then ejaculate on her face and then use your dick to wipe it all of.
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someone who wearz tha preppie stuff or makez fun of blackz but are black!preppie jock people!!!
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