What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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the name used for someone you have a crush on, if you dont want them to know you like him
person 1: ohh look its poopie face!
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A phenomenon that takes place after a diarrea episode in which your sphincter is quivering uncertain whether shit will explode out of yo..
