What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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When your mother looks like Hitler and loves the 'D'.
"Your a fuck!n hitler dyke"
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A sudden, temporary change in personality, often creepy as hell, thought to be caused by demonic possession, as he/she who changes chann..