What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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wanker tosser masterbator
he hasnt a partner so spends his time being a JIZM FLICKER
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The type of service provided at a massage parlor (rub and tug) that features an Asian theme.
"Where's Adam? He's been go..
