Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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I'll Pull My Balls Out Right Now

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Shit-mitt

1. The grime you get on your hand when fisting someone in the pipe. Warning: Failure to wash within 4 hours could result in the "Cand..

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