Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Cropt

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Paralyzed Parking

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Trudy

1. 1. A slang word for cool. 2. A person who performs a random act of kindness - "I wish I was as Trudy as her." - Bryanne : &..

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