What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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Trucker-speak for an 18-wheeler with lots of lights on it. see chicken hauler
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it means the same thing as oh, shit!!
or oh, damn!!
oh, dick!! he was hot!!..