Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Bbbvc

1. Big Black Bulging Veiny Cock Taylor likes the BBBVC. See bbbvc, cock, taylor, lupton..

Queen Vic

1. to get fucked up; to be under the influence Shit mayn, we got queen vic'd last night... phil almost died... shit. See blitzed, st..

Eikeva

1. A fat and ugli animal from central Africa, viligers insult enemis with this word. Your mom is an eikeva...

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