What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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Its like soccer in every way except... The whole point of the game is to kick the ball over the fence.
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To be completely messed up and/or drunk.
"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"
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Being worthless and having nothing to live for.
That guy is as worthless as an old broke dick dog.
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