Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Queer-pants

1. Very tight brightly colored pants, often very snug around the genitals to accentuate the bulge. When Jon Lamb walked into the office I ..

Mahega

1. A mixture of the words mega and massive, it is a similar term to mahusive, in that it represents something awesome in size or quality. ..

V-teliosums

1. system of measurement for the amount of weed you have. v-teliosums consists of: i have: -a little= a bowl -some= 2 joints -a nick= ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Captain Tom Edit Meaning