What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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kwazy word that prettyhead keeran invited. so now it is a word and you will use it. or else *shakes fist*
I was uncoolifying keeran&apo..
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Chatting on your mobile phone while at the urinal.
"Dude, sorry, about all the background noise flushI am on a Voice over IP (VOIP..