What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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Someone who uses emoticons in every sentence they write.
Bobby: Hey, Jamie.
Jamie: Oh hai! XDDD What's up? :D
Bobby: Uh, nothing..