What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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Something very fun and enjoyable
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The general consensus that a certain person, place, thing, or idea needs to involve more impsex.
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What you call a man whose name that you don't know or can't remember
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