Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Unnaked

1. Opposite of naked, as used by the webcomic author Graveyard Greg. Dressed, though not quite. Sometimes used to make a distinction betwee..

2005 General Election

1. Large political event in the UK in which serveral parties duke it out in pursuit of government. The unthinkable happened as the exit pol..

Hit Me On The Slant

1. When the Senor tells you to go out for a pass, you know he's gonna hitcha on the slant. Strong Bad: Uh, Mister Senor, sir? Can I h..

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