Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Zeneat

1. to stay neat and to stay fresh always on top of your game. you can see a total stranger and dont know their name and greet them as Zene..

Zonatona

1. zona is tona and will always be tona if u fuk wit dat bich ass nigga again, ill go zonatona on ya ass until u sufacate in it..

Garans/guarens

1. for sure; in agreement; guarenteed can also be used as "garens ballbearens" "are you going to the beach today?" &..

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