Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Zonkered

1. very drunk to the point of black-out That guy lying in the gutter must zonkered, you can smell the drink a mile off! See shitfaced, ra..

Kahlifoania

1. california, as pronounced by current governator, ahhhnold. " Hello, I am your governator. My name is ahhhnold Shwarzenegga. I want..

Fucking By The Book

1. Having sex by doing it by the book: the way porn stars everywhere seem to have a generic routine to fuck each other nowadays. First: bo..

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