Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Half-a-phone

1. Noun. 1. A cell phone that is broken in half, or barely works. 2. A shitty phone. Wow, I have a half-a-phone after that bail yesterday...

Oozumpti

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Vaginatals

1. Shorter term for female genitalia. I reached her vaginatals last night. See vagina, genitals, genitalia, balls, testicals, labia..

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