What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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Fake way to try and impress friends by saying you have something or have done something in your dad's town.
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The two quick consoling taps you give to someone after they commit an idiotic act.
"It's okay Ben (as you give the Retard Tap..
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a guy fucks a girl doggy style in front of a window then pulls out and lets his friend take over without the girl knowing then the origi..
