Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Hahbdas

1. hot as hell, but dumb as shit pronunciation - hab-daus <adj.> an expressions used to describe actresses who's physical attr..

Qos

1. It's my acronym for Quantum of Solace. The movie that I saw two times in theaters, and bought the Blu-ray that had the new crappy n..

Iceyman

1. A pedophilethat targets girls. Did you hear about the iceyman that kidnapped those two girls? See pedophile, child molester, ice man, ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Captain Tom Edit Meaning