Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Off Muff

1. a foulness of the crotch. an 'off' day. in need of a shower. a smelly vag. see also : stank stick i went to go down on her, ..

Fry-up

1. A meal composed of fried food. Typically this will consist of several of the following: bacon, eggs, sausages, tomatoes, fried bread, m..

Patriautism

1. blind patriotism to the degree of seeming autistic. His patriautism made him impossible to be around because he would talk of nothing ..

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