Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Zerozero

1. The most bad ass member of penny arccade forums. The king of all G+T. Oh man, ZeroZero is so damn cool! See Zero..

Zopohin

1. Spanish noun. Residual morning-after cum stuck between your penis and underwear; Syn. Morning Wood jizz-frosting. Tengo mucho zopohin ..

Zugnoni

1. Really tan cute, witty, athletic, gorgeous, women with many oppprtunities ahead of her. That Zugnoni is a major catch See zug..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Captain Tom Edit Meaning