Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Fffl

1. f***ing friends for life. forever being f***ing friends See me 2. fat f*ck for life yo wanna join the fffl club?..

The Lyrical Hampster

1. A hampster from the streets with enough class to be called lyrical but with a smug edge so as not to be fucked with. I'm the lyric..

Zahwedge

1. A Slice, Piece of Pizza, Zah, Don't confuse with Zahwich Man! put a napkin under that Zahwedge, you're gettin' grease on..

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