What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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Vagina crease, slang for the vagina.
"Dave, how was Lauras vaggy crease?"
"Smelled of fish."
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A woman who sucks a dick while getting fucked. because she is acting like chinese fingercuffs.
Me and my friend Tony had that bitch lo..
