Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Blwd

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Yuffie

1. Final Fantasy 7 character who steals materia. Also a random s/n on a forum... Does this really need an example? See Yuffie 2. Yuffie..

Zoofer

1. A person that doesn't undertsand jokes. Hanna is a zoofer because when I said "your mother is so fat, when she joined the mil..

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