Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Erocktion

1. A erection one would get in pre-historic times, such as cave (rock) men "I poked my head into your window and betty was undressing..

Ya Gay

1. self explanatory..response to an unintelligent or unfunny comment. some jack off : hey man did you watch the womens soccer game on tv l..

Flash Friday

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