What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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The sweet and sour smelling putty you find between your toes after wearing your socks for 4 days
eurgh! Smell this yikitarnis its rank...
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A phrase said by Jizzy Rosscle, upon asking him wheter he had and mince pies. Now used as a phrase of victory.
1. Hey Ross, have you go..
