Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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1. Left PARENTHESIS. The left bracket can be found by clicking the link below. You (people who think that "(" is a left bracket,..

Xlnt

1. XLNT is keyboard talk for "Excellent". TAC: U R so QL! Lez do dafwerx on 7-4-007. NE1: XLNT! See urnso!, @|uu|@, cleastwoo..

Zeromus

1. The personification of all hate in the world. Zeromus feeds on hate. 2. The Final Bossof Final Fantasy IV. He/it/they is/are the inca..

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