What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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being in a situation or a room where you are obviously speaking to people that JUST DONT GET it and it will only further confuse them to..
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To take something as far as it can go. To party as hard as possible. To divide and conquer.
"I havent been out for ages, so tonigh..
