Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Pimpmatic

1. it is a penis, a penxis that fucks girls all the time. Chad Burger uses his pimpmatic to fuck the living shit out of Daneille Gleason&a..

Fijilzinger

1. Off hand pinky finger. He gave her his fijilzinger...

Assitoes

1. its when a man or "women" sticks her foot into another women's ass...its like saying "I'll kick your ass" ..

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