Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Urbaneering

1. Playing in the outdoors in an urban setting - parks, open space, trails, walking between artgalleries, museums, and shops; dining al fre..

Lerario

1. A freakin sweet Italian pizza gang that is the ownage. They are the leaders of the most feared Italian mob in Italy and some parts of Ve..

Legitimify

1. v. to make something too legit to quit. I'm going to legitimify this turkey sandwich to make sure it's delicioussss. I went..

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