Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Fenc

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Unabridged

1. Unabridged(adj.):With nothing left out; complete. The unabridged english dictionary - now with 5 trillion words. 2. not shortened th..

Deptford Day

1. A day in May when all or most of Deptford goes to Fassola and hang around. Fireworks start as soon as it gets dark. This day celebrates ..

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