Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Snortport

1. Nickname for Northport, NY because of high drug use. yo snortport got some ill yayo See snortport, northport, new york, long island, d..

Early-ish

1. 1) early, but only relatively early 2) when one shows up late for work as usual, but earlier than they usually do and/or their co-worke..

Npghs

1. A school in Taranaki, New Zealand, full of plastic snotty girls. Oh wow look at that bitch, must be from NPGHS. See school, bitch, gir..

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