Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Smucked

1. When you get smushed during sex with a fat chick. "Dude, did you hear what happened when he brought home fat chick from the bar? T..

Jobble

1. Another term for a double chin. Dude man, you're gaining some weight. You already have a jobble! See double chin, jiggler, chubs,..

Ns-13

1. An update to Kingdom of Loathing that added two levels to the game. Although the content is funny and mechanics are well thought out, it..

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