Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

W.p.u.s

1. white piece of uncircumsized skin, (wah-pus) fuck chelsea, ur such a w.p.u.s!! See d.p.u.s, insulting..

Vagina Dentata

1. 1. A Freudian concept that all men are subconsiously afraid that their wives want to slice off their genitals. The term is Latin for &qu..

No'd

1. verb.Rejection; To be declined. Pronunciation node Person#1: Hey wanna sit next to me? Person#2: I'm ok thanks Person#3: OH! You..

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