Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Implode

1. To collapse in on ones self, to explode inwards. Also, to fail miserably at something. Shit, i fucking imploded on that math test. Se..

Deployed

1. To distribute persons systematically or strategically to a remote part of the planet with limited resources leaving them to their own re..

Lewnes

1. The last name for the best looking greeks out there. Basically the most bad ass mo fuckas you could know. Chris Lewnes, Neil Lewnes, Am..

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