Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Naed

1. to get naked and have sex sam better get naed tonigh what are you doin in there? getin naed u better not be naeding See naid, nade,..

Anal Rapage

1. to rape some one analy agh u got owned so hard it was practically anal rapage!!! See anal, rapage, fuckage, lolage, jizz monster..

Toastprophet

1. One surrounded by a holy aura of toast. The ToastProphet ate some toast, which was... good... and... toastiness. See Toast..

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