Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Ratio Of Hat

1. n. ratio of hat is a massachusetts style of determining how drunk a person is. depending on the number of alcoholic beverages a person h..

R.i.a.

1. Raped in Action or Raped in Asshole I just came back from getting R.I.A. after the prom See blumkin, rusty trombone, dick 1. Raped i..

Mexican Dragline

1. a shovel "Hey, go grab that mexican dragline over there and dig a hole" See construction, shovel, tool, work, outdoors..

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