What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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Where you bang a chick with a dildo made of her own shit while spitting and pissing on her stomach and then donkey punching her 5 times ..
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The legendary creature that is rumored to roam the countryside of Hungary, feasting upon post-pubescent teenage boys.
Here in Hungary, ..
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usually said right after an offensive term or just a naughty work
Originated from primary school when the hard kids say a bad word and ..