Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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1. A mythical geek creature created by the Dungeon and Dragons game designers that's orb-like in appearance and has a central eye, and..

Quazy Qual

1. A homophobic ugly moron that has no idea how to spell, nor how to use english grammar in any way possible. Fuck quazy qual 2. a stupi..

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1. Sarcastic comment on a thread that has degenerated from its orignal topic to flame wars, spam, and idiocy. See also I LIKE WHERE THIS TH..

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