Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Yark Yark Yark

1. noun The call given out when a yark (aka mud shark) is seen. Usually accompanied by the yark dance. It IS the optional audible portion..

Issuance

1. A word made up by Kacy so we need it added To make issuance of an item I am going to issuance a gift certificate to ya See issue..

Fucked By Your Own Bananas

1. derived from the Mario cart practice of slipping on your own bananas, screwing yourself over Man, Brendan really got fucked by his own ..

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