What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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A person can be called a 'half-sucked fart' when they are just lazy, sloppy or bad at what they do.
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The only thing Brazil is afraid of.
Zinedine Zidane > Brazil
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