Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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God Hand

1. The absolute best set of cards one can recieve in one's opening hand of a card game. I got the god hand and won turn 1..

Coodle

1. someone that is cute and adorable. girlfriend. "hey you wanna have dinner together, coodle?" See cupcake, cutie, cute, babe,..

English Rugby

1. One of the most boring games you will ever watch, this would generally consist of England kicking the ball more times than you would see..

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