Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

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Mehya

1. A new way of saying "Meh". A sign that they probably don't care. Person1: I love you. Person2: Mehya See meh, feh, w/e..

Ranchevious

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