Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Tuesclick

1. Sluggishly clicking after already tiring on the second day of the week If Tuesclick is like this already then Friclick leaves little le..

Interpoop

1. the act of pooping while surfing the internet after 3 cups of coffee and a bran muffin, I caught up on the news while interpooping See..

Black-on-white

1. When a black man having sex with a White woman. When a black woman having sex with a white woman. When a black man having sex with a w..

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