Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Kymrie

1. That Girl at the party who had 8 too many and vomits in your mouth when you kiss her, Id never fuck that kymrie over there See kymrie,..

Lqtmus Maximus

1. 1- The lqtmus maximus is the major muscle in the hahass that causes you to lqtm, or laugh quietly to yourself. When hyperexten..

Zefrontologist

1. Someone who worships Zac Efron, the star of High School Musical. Of course she loves High School Musical--she's a devout Zefrontol..

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