Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

You Have No Chance To Survive, Make Your Time

1. A word of engrish. It comes from the All your base are belong to uscraze. Commonly coming after "What you say ??", this line..

Vilf

1. Virgin I'd Like to Fuck "Damn tilf is a vilf" 2. Vampire I'd Like to Fuck Bree: *swoons* Oh my God, Edward Culle..

Zob

1. Ethnic name for a penis My Zob Is Big 2. north african term (moroccan and algerian), used to describe a penis, offensive... you love..

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