Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

821

1. If you have a steady bf/gf, but a "friend" on the side you have sex with, you say 821 as a signal that you want to do them. 8..

Eggzit

1. The future pronunciation of the word "exit". I guess this word isn't so bad as "nuculer" or "excape"..

Dillass

1. One who is both a Dill and an ass. Combination of Dillhole and Toolass Look at that guy, hes such a dill and an ass... hes a DILLASS ..

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