What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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Of, or relating to overprotecting, overprotectinating, or overprotectinizing.
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A really lame nickname for the fastfood joint Carl's Jr, presumably stemming from the unhealthiness of the food.
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