Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Asian Platypus

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Zquexerot

1. 1. A person of the homosexual society; gay 2. Something bad, or unwanted 1. Dang, that dude is such a zquexerot! 2. Dude, that was su..

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