What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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An ordinal scale of intervals which outlines the madgnitudinal steps from sobriety to complete intoxication.
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Noun.
1. The life of the party.
2. One who parties excessively; one who is addicted to the fun of a party.
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3. To attend a par..
