What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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A phrase used when someone says something both outdated and unfunny, following "that is so."
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a really skewed gum-to-tooth ratio in which the gums are HUGE in comparison to the size of the teeth, which in turn, look like mini chic..
