What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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1. literally, someone who lacks enough intelligence that they never learned to breathe through their nose.
2. a really dumb person.
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The act of making roaring motions with the oral cavity into the vagina of an elderly woman with a foul smelling vagina, resembling a din..
