What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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The act of presenting personal observation as fact to further a cause.
Was Bush being observasive when justifing the invasion of Iraq?
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code word for a womans breasts, and code word for a homosexual male. "hammer" being one males penis "licker" being t..