What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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When one successfully receives a (consensual) blowjob after sneaking his penis in another, unsuspecting person's drink.
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Definition 1: McFuckin' Shit happens just a little bit if you know what i mean mine.
Definition 2: Often used to express ones fee..
