Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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I Tarted

1. short for i reeeeetarted ur soo tarted your reading this u stupid s.o.b...

W.l.t.p.

1. Who Licks The Pussy A private organization started by my friends and I. Y'all better back da fuck up 'cause dis da W.L.T...

Yammies

1. Yammies refer to extremely large breasts on a woman. After Michelle kicks the ball, her yammies make it to first base about a minute be..

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