Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

A-dublin

1. One whom places feet behind head, for self felatio. That guy is an a-d; Go and a-dublin yourself! See fagot, felch, queer, snowball, f..

Joah

1. Jurisdiction Of Abnormal Hungarians; an up-rise of abnormal Hungarian action has swept the world, leading to suicides, homicidal tendenc..

Fire Sauce

1. A hot girl in the drive thru or lobby at taco bell. Used as code so the female isn't aware that all the employees are staring at he..

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