Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Qtfo

1. Quit the fuck out. Derived from Gtfo (Get the fuck out) Mean to stop it, or essentially, quit it. Guy1: Dude your a fhag. Guy2: Qtfo..

C B S

1. Cock Block Syndrome IE: CBS Johnny definetely has C B S, he has cock blocked me 42 times in the past 4 months. See cbs, cock block, sy..

Goat Face

1. Not that my face is a goat's face, or my head is a goat's head. My face is an entire goat. Marzipan, look. This is goat face...

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