Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Besuvias

1. Someone who steals your thunder, significant other, job, or sense of dignity. That besuvias took my Jack and Coke! See bitch, beast, f..

49th Base

1. For male: Sticking your penis in the exhaust pipe of a f1 car For Female: Sticking a f1 car exhaust pipe into your vagina Man I went t..

Yetti Sprinkler

1. When a man with a very hairy ass has a girl pull his dick from behind as he then proceeds to piss on her face through his ass hair. Afte..

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