Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Zale

1. cigarette. Commonly used in kenyan slang. Man jeegs lets have a Zale! See cigarettes, smoke 2. English/Swahili slang for a Cigarette..

Dash On 'em

1. A call to beat someone down, to inflict pain on someone. When I saw that wrestler running up to the ring to get his opponent, I said, &..

Beastiliac

1. Sex with a dead animal Beastiality + Necrophiliac ''dude i just fucked a dead cat last night'' '' stop ..

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