Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Man-five

1. To High fivesomebody as fast and hard as possible. Usually requires a run-up. This should end (if done correctly) in very painful, red h..

Let It Breathe

1. When people are on your dick so much that it starts to run out of oxygen and you need to just let it breathe. Man did you see Frank hit..

Zipper Snake

1. The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior. Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake a..

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