Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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1920s South Carolina Tablecloth

1. Noun; Excessive, limp tissue of a womans vagina, that tends to 'flop' over to the respective leg when in the missionary positi..

80s Bush

1. Large, bushy pubic hair on women, as was prevelent in the 1980s, specifically in cinema. The shitty movie adaption of 1984 was redeemed..

Quimbot

1. Perverted gnome warrior who touches himself at night and sucks at WoW. Quimbot is fucking terribad in arena!!! See quimbot, wow, terri..

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