What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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An adjective. Synonymous with gayand lame. Also used to descibe someone who threatens suicide but never delivers.
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To eat a huge pussy afro of pubic hair you call it lickin bush
Man Lickin bush is sick. Girls should shave...
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When you look up something on "some search engine" but come up with some totally retarded like German Schiza porn.
Also a p..
