Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Chiches

1. Spanish slang for breasts. She had some big ole chiches...

Jizzturtle

1. A small turtle, in which you can jizz in. "Hey rodreiguez, GET UR OWN FUCKING JIZZTURTLE, and stop having rodreigasms, DAAAAAMN!&q..

Uso Da

1. Uso Da is Japanese for "That's a lie." It's often screamed by characters from Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, who really ..

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