What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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to fiddle with something that cannot be fixed so that it works.
You have to foostadoodle with the chemical dispenser to get it to work ..
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A person who becomes sexually aroused by the Zelda video games.
The reason Timmy is humping his Wii is because he is a Zeldaphile
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A "quarter orgasm," so to speak. An orgasm which is not at full potential, but 1/4 potential. Also known as a minigasm or four..
