Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Jttf

1. The FBI's Counter Terrorism Branch, developed in the early 1970's, due to Cuban Terrorism on the East Coast. Joint Terrorism ..

Great Mighty Poo

1. a gigantic turd that sings opera. "I am... the great mighty poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you. A huge supply of tish..

Zernaff

1. A sexual term for a mixture of sperm and blood. It is really weird when you pull a Zernaff with your girl friend when you two make love..

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