Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

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Gazibo'd

1. being completely wrecked. drunk. going crazy and dancing like a gazibo A guy says to his mate " Im getting utterly gazibo'd t..

Grommer

1. A particularly nasty smelling dump or fart. After letting a couple grommers loose in the middle of the bar I went and dropped a yellow..

Quadbag

1. A quadbag is when four people simotaneously t-bag one person at the same time. The "quadbagee" has four different scrotems in..

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