Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Ja Vatos

1. comes from the japanese word for food stamp and is also a nick name for the writer of "sorensen" Hey ja vatos did canada kick..

Ignorant Slut

1. A woman who gives an opinion contradictory to that of a man. What's that Jane? You want to vote? You ignorant slut. See cunt, coo..

Opws

1. Operation Wig Snatch. Opws on the bald gothic chick in lunch next week!..

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