What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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Random Words:
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A cocktail originating at 20 Ellery St. in Cambridge, Massachusetts in 2008.
3 part vodka
1 part peach schnapps
4 part orange juice
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randomnosity: (n.) 1. a case of randomness
Meg had a case of Randomnosity when she thought she made the word up, when in reality JC ..