Captain Tom

What is Captain Tom?

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

See franklin, back, poker, brandi, bellagio, boyd

Horriblifying

1. v. A fun compound-thingy-ma-bob of horrible and terrifying. Thus, taking on the traits of both. When that big guy held me up at gun poi..

The Aj

1. Originated in the Midwest, it is a term to describe when a guy goes to finger a girl, but because he is totally trashed, he winds up get..

Hegemony

1. primary dominance, leadership, or influence over others, especially as exercised by one nation. The military supremacy of the United Na..

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