What is Captain Tom?
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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pat jones is a faggot cause jack del rio is awesome and he coached the jaguars to their first winning season since 1999
I wish i had a..
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When someone falls for no reason, says something that doesn't make sence or shouts something randomly.
I fell while getting books ..
