What is Captain Unicorn?
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1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.
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The study and application of information attained through watching youtube videos and stickam chat sessions created by the user Zipster0..
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One of the best breeds of cats in the world. They are very expensive.
I just bought an Iranian Cat.
See cat, iranian, expensive..