Captain Unicorn

What is Captain Unicorn?

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap

Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker

Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint

Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

/v/irgin

1. One who regulars the 4chan board '/v/ideo games'. This person will never have a girlfriend or have sex. Ever. Bob is such a /..

Kneejob

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Let The Poppers Pop And The Breakers Break

1. I don't know, but I'd like to. To be MC's, we got what it takes Let the poppers pop and the breakers break We're ..

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