What is Captain Unicorn?
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1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.
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the kind of breasts that are found, mainly on nigger females. they usually are humongous, and hang to the naval or lower.
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This occurs when you release a massive amount of sperm into your sexual partner's eye(s).
The Ethiopian Eye Drop gave Mary gonorrh..
