Captain Unicorn

What is Captain Unicorn?

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap

Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker

Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint

Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

Jervin

1. A very strong and loving person. Fighter and a lover. Sexy face and a handsome body. God at the guitar, Beast at videogames. Loves his f..

^y^

1. cold nipples the ^ are the nipples...the Y is cleavage..

Lank Longitude

1. Adjective. meagerly slim, lean, or gaunt The malnurished boy was a lank longitude. See skinny, bony, slender, petite..

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