What is Captain Unicorn?
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1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.
Random Words:
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The result of when you are standing up and the woman is on her knees with her head under the covers and you fart and quickly pull the co..
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ya don´t say! Most often used to express surprise or shock.
Hey, guess what! Jamie´s got one in the oven...
¡no me digas!
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IT ME..
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to scramble
a synonym for lunchin'
" danimal(last one on the page)pick up the lax stick and quit scrambin
See megusta..
