Captain Unicorn

What is Captain Unicorn?

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap

Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker

Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint

Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

Nintendo Core

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Fry Date

1. death sentence date. death by electric chair my man`s got a fry date july 8 2008 .rest in peace. See death, sentence, leathal, inject..

Hometown Call

1. (Verb)-In sports, when a referee or umpire makes a controversial call that favors the home team in any sport. The Immaculate Reception ..

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