What is Captain Unicorn?
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1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.
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Liquid sunshine that has been bottled and stuck in a dark closet to age until it mellows enough to be palatable.
"That quorpencett..
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within certain circles of middle school girls and older homosexualmales, this is the throw-off, insincere closing to a superficial conve..
