Captain Unicorn

What is Captain Unicorn?

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap

Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker

Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint

Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

240 Air Conditioning

1. 2 windows down and 40 MPH - describes the air conditioning of a piece of shit car with no air This piece of shit car is melting my ass ..

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1. A cow face frequently used by idiots during a "animal text off" John: ]=(:) lawl No one else: *cricket* See cow, beef, lol,..

Odt

1. ODT- On Dis ting Person 1- Yo fam, I jus made 5 tunes today. Person 2- Blud, You r ODT. See on, dis, ting, fully, on point 2. Acron..

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