Captain Unicorn

What is Captain Unicorn?

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap

Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker

Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint

Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

Unbff

1. 1.) a best friend forever that is no longer your best friend MichelleA: "Michelle B was my best friend, but now she is my unbff.&q..

Blexin

1. hanging around with other people i aint blexin with them peoples See hanging, chilling, cotchin, amongst..

Irish Intercourse

1. The act of having sex doggie style while leaving on your socks My feet were really cold last night so we had Irish intercourse See iri..

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