What is Captain Unicorn?
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1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.
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Radiclysmic is the theory that anyone or anything reaching "Absolute Radness" would inevitably cause the destruction of the un..
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A towel placed between two sex partners and whatever they are laying/sitting on - to catch the mess created by vigourous sex.
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