What is Captain Unicorn?
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1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.
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A specific period of time in which one decides, for personal reasons, that they are not going to have sex.
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