Captain Unicorn

What is Captain Unicorn?

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap

Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker

Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint

Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

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