What is Captain Unicorn?
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1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.
Random Words:
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1. Disturbed - Down with the Sickness
2. What you say in place of what someone is going to say to you
"My mom is gonna yell at me..
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1. a woman's shaved kittie
2. When a woman shaves or waxes her lady parts
3. When a man shaves or waxes a woman's lady parts..
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Someone who is generally smart in all fields of expertise.
Emily is a psychologist, she's a therapist and a meteorologist. It&apo..
