What is Captain Unicorn?
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1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.
Random Words:
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Spanish-alien-german pronunciation of "cortizone"
cortizone. to relieve itching.
Hey, you, quattathszone!
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Spanish-alien..
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Similar to a dirty sanchez, except instead of wiping the fecal matter on her lip you fish hook the mouth of your partner and hold it in ..
