What is Captain Unicorn?
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1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.
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Pac was talking about killing illuminati. Illuminati is the elite ruling circle, the 34th degree of the Freemason click, which is a cent..
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The falling of a tree top onto one's head.
Man, that man just got fuckin' incaperated! Sucks for him...
