Captain Unicorn

What is Captain Unicorn?

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap

Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker

Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint

Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

Double Birds

1. Two middle fingers given at once. "Yu the b-tch over there? I don't like her. She shot double birds at me yesterday for no re..

Smalets

1. To grip an uncircumcised penis at its base and vigorously shake it after urination or ejaculation so as to expel left-over urine and/or ..

Zucaritas

1. beaner ass cereal, from messico!! -Mexican version of Frosted Flakes. Los zucaritas son muy delisiosos!! See cereal, corn flakes, bre..

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