Captain Unicorn

What is Captain Unicorn?


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1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap

Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker

Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint

Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.


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Random Words:

1. the act of over reacting to something, saying something extreme you wylding rite now..... See wilding..
1. To deviate from the norm. I'm going to verge out and wear white pants after Labor Day. See deviate, conform..
1. Confused its a mix between confused and fagangled which means messed up um...dude im so confagangled when it comes to the shit you say...