Captain Unicorn

What is Captain Unicorn?

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap

Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker

Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint

Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

Peace Officer

1. A new liberal euphemismfor police officers. Oh lookie, here come the peace officers. Oh no! They are firing their Peacemakers on us! S..

Xps 600

1. Dell's version of an expensive gaming computer. Usually comes souped up and powerful. Guy 1: Dude! I got an XPS 600 Guy 2: Sweeee..

Making The Brown Rumble

1. When one takes a horrendous commode shattering crap. It sounds horrible and smells even worse. "Oh, no, here comes that slobby tru..

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