Captain Vagina

What is Captain Vagina?

A guy who just had his first Sex-Ed class and thinks it's ok to say vagina.

Dude 1: Awsome! I can say vagina now without getting yelled at.

Dude 2: Man, you're being such a Captain Vagina.

See vagina, captain, idiot, dude

Cummeritis

1. The hollow feeling you get after you cum. Usually a feeling of dispair, and the need to fall asleep. Craig just came in his girlfriend..

:,(

1. A crying face much like :'( but better looking Bob: You're a douche-fag! Steve: :,( See 1, 2, 3, 4, 5..

Jowned

1. A variant of the word owned, where the J is simply added in front of "owned" (the J is used when trying to imitate a Jamaican)..

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