Captain Vic

What is Captain Vic?


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A extreme case of what a social outcast is. Cannot talk about anything other than generic topics; Myspace, Crappy bands, Tight Pants.

Known for his obnoxiously large nose, hideous looks, and rumors of being an inbreed.

Classic case of the 'Ugly Septum'.

"Dude, quit being a Captain Vic, it's gross."

See victor, captain, vic, loser, ugly, inbreed


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