What is Captain Vic?
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A extreme case of what a social outcast is. Cannot talk about anything other than generic topics; Myspace, Crappy bands, Tight Pants.
Known for his obnoxiously large nose, hideous looks, and rumors of being an inbreed.
Classic case of the 'Ugly Septum'.
"Dude, quit being a Captain Vic, it's gross."
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little gnomes who come out at night to steal underwear.
ahh the underwear gnomes stole my underwear again, I'm down to one pair.
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one who partakes in sexual acts on church steps..