Captain Wow

What is Captain Wow?

1. Someone who tries to act heroic or brave, but absolutely fails.

2. Someone who does something really pathetic or stupid, but thinks that it is really brilliant.

1. "Captain Wow here just fell of his bike 'cause he was trying to ride without holding on!"

2. "Did you see that? Captain Wow over there just sewed his hands to his shirt, and is proud of it!"

Quivers

1. Big boobs that are barely big enough to fit in a toilet. "WOW, look at the quivers on that girl!" 1. Big boobs that are bar..

Yaple

1. One who feels the seat after a person has gotten up "Dude did you just see that guy yaple her seat?" See murph, douche, douc..

Cheesy Meat Curtain

1. A heavily used vagina, that looks similar to sliced beef with cheese on it. The cheese is represented by mung, pussy residue, or cock s..

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