What is Captain Wow?
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1. Someone who tries to act heroic or brave, but absolutely fails.
2. Someone who does something really pathetic or stupid, but thinks that it is really brilliant.
1. "Captain Wow here just fell of his bike 'cause he was trying to ride without holding on!"
2. "Did you see that? Captain Wow over there just sewed his hands to his shirt, and is proud of it!"
Random Words:
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When you are sleeping on a road trip on your stomach and you wake up with a boner because of the bumps.
Andrew Davis has Highway Hard C..