Captain Wow

What is Captain Wow?

1. Someone who tries to act heroic or brave, but absolutely fails.

2. Someone who does something really pathetic or stupid, but thinks that it is really brilliant.

1. "Captain Wow here just fell of his bike 'cause he was trying to ride without holding on!"

2. "Did you see that? Captain Wow over there just sewed his hands to his shirt, and is proud of it!"

Fruit Junk

1. the sticky stuff that gets stuck to your hands after eating fruit snacks. Guy 1: DARN! i cant get this pack of fruit snacks open, with ..

Roaf

1. Noun. Shit, Feces Dude, pullover, I need to take a roaf. See shit, feces, dump, pinch a loaf, crap, poop..

Red-out

1. Loss of consciousness due to blood being forced to the head -- most commonly by negative G forces incurred while flying military aircraf..

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