Captain Wronghole

What is Captain Wronghole?


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A term given to any individual who proceeds to engage in manual sex with a female while fingering the incorrect hole, that is any but the actual vaginal orifice.

Courtney: I don't feel turned on...

Ryan: Uh oh, people are going to find out about this...


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