Captainnofun Edit Meaning

1. When a man's semen ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species' m..

1. The process of being zonkified. (messed up) The whole spectacle was an example of pure zonkification. The virus ate half his system fi..

1. Wrapping your penis in chain mail armor and proceeding to have both vaginal and anal intercourse with a woman. That whore'll never..