Captain's Log

What is Captain's Log?


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This is no ordinary poo. This poo is so beast that it needs to be broken in half in order to get flushed, otherwise it will just stay in the toilet bowl like a brown stone.

Man, my captains log was so big it was sitting out of the water


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