Captains Parrot

What is Captains Parrot?

when recieving head, you jizz in their eye then walk behing them and flop you dick on their shoulder and squack like a parrot

dude, this girl wasn't givin good head so i gave her the captains parrot

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Double Cigar

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Quorning

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