Captains Parrot

What is Captains Parrot?


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when recieving head, you jizz in their eye then walk behing them and flop you dick on their shoulder and squack like a parrot

dude, this girl wasn't givin good head so i gave her the captains parrot

See jizz, head, bj, dirty, parrot, captain


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