Captains Parrot

What is Captains Parrot?

when recieving head, you jizz in their eye then walk behing them and flop you dick on their shoulder and squack like a parrot

dude, this girl wasn't givin good head so i gave her the captains parrot

See jizz, head, bj, dirty, parrot, captain

Jewchuary

1. A funeral for 100 or more jes at the same time. Hitler: Jewchuary was a very common way to have a funeral in my day. See jew, hitler, ..

Plank Fries

1. Plank fries are logs, shit, turds, crap, fecal matter you never want a helping of Plank Fries See logs, shit, turds, crap, fecal matte..

Kitchen Porter

1. The best euphemism there is for "dishwasher". This person is an essential component of the restaurant kitchen but still gets t..

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