What is Captard?
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n.(khaptard)
1) An annoying bastard who continuously and unapologetically types in caps lock.
"I CAN USE CAPS NE TIME I WANT ITSA FREE KUNTRY1111111!!!!"
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Someone who uses random ALL CAPS to make a point.
eg "Dan is such a captard - he sent me another 'ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE' email."
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Someone that doesnt last long in bed.
Julia: Michael only lasted 5 minutes in bed last night.
Heather: Oh, hes a quick pumper eh?
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