Captian Obvious

What is Captian Obvious?

Someone who states something that is extremely obvious to the rest of us.

A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.

C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!

U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!

C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.

U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!

See captian obvious, sherlock, pecker head, shit for brains, ding dong

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