Captian Obvious

What is Captian Obvious?

Someone who states something that is extremely obvious to the rest of us.

A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.

C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!

U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!

C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.

U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!

See captian obvious, sherlock, pecker head, shit for brains, ding dong

Cantelope Tester

1. Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness. I thought..

Insecting

1. what insects do on weekends. After the praying mantasis are done insecting, the female BITES the head off of the male. See jo, momma, ..

Tbjo

1. Too busy jerking off. If you're jerking off and get a call or text, just write back "TBJO" See jerking, beating, spanki..

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