Captspank Edit Meaning

1. Someone who does not have the motivation to do well in life. "Dude, Boris got kicked out of NYU!" "The only reason he g..

1. a perverted, horny, short boy who can never get any girls his own age. one who will be a virgin his whole life. or will just never get..

1. A being constantly in a state of inebriation, also containing a penis resembling that of a tuna can: Hates his wife. Hey Onebox, how&ap..