Car Edit Meaning

1.

Men's best companion. Often referred as "My wife".

"Dude! Where's my car?"

See Anon

2.

A people shell with four wheels.

People wear these devices to give themselves super human powers, and other desirable attributes. Most notable is the ability to travel long distances very quickly.

Other powers include metal-muscles. For instance when a skinny little puerto rican fucktard starts crying because you've slowed way below the speed limit to punish him for his tailgating, he can yell "I'll fuck you up mother fucker and slam his dashboard" without actually getting his teeth punched in.

Girl: "oh, you have a nice car"

Guy: "oh, you noticed, I'm flattered..."

See car, auto, not a truck, vehicle

3.

Car (verb) : A shout of warning during a street hockey game. Mainly Eastern Massachusetts dialect.

When a motorist is within fifty yards of the goal, one shouts "car" and the goal is removed until the car passes. There's no need to shout '"game on" as they do in Canada, where attention spans differ.

4.

A place where you can have sex.

Thats the 10th girl I've slammed in my car!

See sex, automobile, engine, exhaust

5.

something that goes, vrooooooom vroooooooooom=]

that car was going 120 miles per hour vroom bitchh vrooom

See automobile, vehicle, truck, tahoe, mustang

6.

you must have this and money in order to attract females.

Bob: you get any a** lately?

Mike: F**k yeah, ever since I got a job and a new car the b**tches are lining up.

B**tch: Hey nice car!

Mike: Back of the line Ho wait your turn.

See car, bitch, money, bitches

7.

A car = asian kryptonite!

"which part of the car is this... the break or the clutch?"

See vehicle, stick shift, gas, automobile