What is Car Bling?
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The crap like spoilers, body kits, bolted fuel caps and stick-on window tinting that boy racers (see also pond scum and chavs) attach to their beaten up Vauxhall Novas to impress their friends.
The end result is a sheep in wolf's clothing.
Rather than buy a proper sports car, I will take this beaten up wreck and make it look like one for almost as much money.
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Random Words:
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The state of confusion over pens
Pens + Confusion = Pen-Fusion
Today i was stood near the pen aisle in the shop and got pen-fused
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