Car Boner

What is Car Boner?


1.

An erection caused by the vibrations of a car usually occuring on long car rides, and lame scenery which sometimes causes the mind to wander and think about said vibrations.

"My gosh honey! I didn't know you were in the mood."

"I'm not, it's just a damn car boner. It'll go away in a minute."

See boner, erection, trips, stiffy

2.

When the vibrations of a car, train or plane journey cause you to get a hard on. also for further amusement - sometimes sexual, one can tightlypres the area around giving it a firm clear outline of the boner, this is then called a "Car Boner Hand Print" derived from carbon footprint.

"Dude, put that Car boner away, you're making me ill!" "Woh vibrations are getting to the lower quater, think i got a car boner coming on" "Brookes Mathews made a major car boner hand print the other day, soo clear but soo small" "Brighton + Lifton = a journey full of car boners"

See car, boner, hard, on, evil, shit, rock, savage, bastard, ass, fuck


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