What is Car Face?
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The phenomenon were a woman has a beautiful face when spotted in her automobile, but when she gets out a fat or otherwise unseemly body is attached. Also known as the exact opposite of
I thought a hot chick was making eyes at me on my
vespa yesterday, but when she drug 200 pounds ofcottage cheese out of her car at the gas station I saw she just hadcar face so I hauled ass out of there!!!
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NOTE: this definition applies to guys only (girls can't do a quiet piss)
when you aim your piss at a dry section of the toilet (us..
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When you are pooping and a turd comes out sideways. Physically impossible.
My ass hurts cuz i just layed a Spinal Tap Poopy
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