What is Car Foreplay?
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The act whereby the drivers of two cars chase each other down the road in a playful fashion. Usually this is performed by two guys under 19 years old, and nearly always in a Honda or Subaru. Once the chase ends, the candidates are at a loss as to what to do next, and generally talk about 'what's under the hood', or Hillary.
Man: "Look at those two assholes! They're weaving in and out of traffic! Stupid dicks are gonna kill someone!"
Woman: "Honey, they're just a couple of dorks. It's their car foreplay thing."
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