What is Car Goggles?
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The phenomenon wherein females appear much hotter when driving than outside of a vehicle. Phenomenon is magnified when sunglasses are worn and exponentially increased when the car is also desirable to men.
Did you see that brunette with the dark shades driving the blue STI??!! Was she hot or did I just have my car goggles on?
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Random Words:
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Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.
OLD PIRAT..