Car Pet

What is Car Pet?


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A small, flat creature which lives on the floor of an automobile, which is used to wipe ones feet on. Needs to be taken for walks and fed. see shatten

"Have you shat on the carpet?" "No, i havent shatten the car pet yet today."


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