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Amber-colored water with a miniscule alcohhol content which seems to be marketed as a sports drink.
Person 1: Would you like a beer?
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when you have to take a shit so bad that the terd is touching your underwear
I had to take a shit so bad that, before I got to the toil..
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You for real?
Girl: I think we better off friends...
Guy: Thatz Whats Up?..