What is Caramelized Horse Dick?


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The phallus of an adult race horse tenderly cooked and caramalized and used as a blunt instrument for beating stupid people in the head.

I need to program a "SMASH insert caller name IN THE HEAD WITH A CARAMELIZED HORSE DICK" button on my phone.

See horse, dick, smash, beat


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