Carbage Edit Meaning

1.

A distastefully and/or poorly modified car. Modifications usually include garish colour schemes, poorly designed/ill-fitting body kits, stupid spoilers (unaerodynamic aerodynamic aids), hideous alloy wheels/ spinners(which may be too large for the car, preventing the front wheels from actually turning) and unfeasibly large exhausts creating illeagal noise levels. The car may be driven around whilst still being in the process of said modifications. Look out for unpainted primmer, filler and dodgy patches of respray!

Carbage is often created from 10-year-old-plus cheap cars such as a: Nova, Escort, Fiesta, 205, etc, but is not exclusively limited to this end of the automobile spectrum. Plenty of expensive cars have also been bastardized through this process.

Carbage is usually driven by the common chav, who thinks that their "wheels"/creation is the dogs bollocks. Chavs take their rideto a cruise/krooz (or mcdonaldscar park) to show it to other equally unsavoury folk.

The word Carbage is believed to have first appeared on the BBC Top Gearwebsite, where there is an extensive gallery of prime examples.

The easy way of spotting a piece of Carbage from the cheap end of the spectrum is that by all appearances it seems to have had an accident in the Ripspeeddepartment of Halfords.

1. That Nova is a piece of Carbage!

2. Who would bastardize a Lexus with Burberry Stripes?! What a piece of fucking Chav carbage!

3.Did you see all those cars in McDonalds? What a load of absolute carbage!

See chav, nova, fiesta, 205, burberry, escort, halfords, ripspeed, max power, shite, crap, rubbish

2.

1. A piece of garbage turned into a car.

or

2. A car turned into a piece of garbage.

Where did you pick up that piece of carbage.

3.

(car+garbage)

an excessive amount of trash accumulated in one's motor vehicle.

"uh, you might want to get rid of all this carbage before you pick up your date tonight."

See cars, garbage, trash, automobile, dirty

4.

A car that is garbage.

That ford is carbage.

See Will

5.

The garbage that accumilates in your car.

You need to clean out your car, you have a lot of CARBAGE.

See trash, litter, waste

6.

A garbage bin for your car. The bin is usually kept behind the front seats.

"Where should I throw out this hamburger wrapper?"

"Use the carbage!"

See garbage, trash, rubbish, waste