Carbon Debit

What is Carbon Debit?

The satirical opposite of a carbon credit, purchased to deliberately add carbon dioxide to the atmosphere.

If I buy carbon debits, the flame of the collective rage of environmentalists will cause the global average temperature to rise.

See carbon dioxide, debit, environmentalism, conservative, satire

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