What is Carbon Proton Synthesiser?


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More commonly referred to as a CPS, this ingenious contraption imprints a smiley face on the protons of a carbon atom using a high-powered laser. (see Hydro-lithium-demerol-amal-nitrate uranium scrupulator)

Once the protons have been imprinted, one droplet of the atoms produces enough energy to power New York for 3 days.

Damn, we're running out of energy, if only we had 1 droplet of Carbon atoms that had been Synthesised by a CPS.


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