What is Carbon Proton Synthesiser?


1.

More commonly referred to as a CPS, this ingenious contraption imprints a smiley face on the protons of a carbon atom using a high-powered laser. (see Hydro-lithium-demerol-amal-nitrate uranium scrupulator)

Once the protons have been imprinted, one droplet of the atoms produces enough energy to power New York for 3 days.

Damn, we're running out of energy, if only we had 1 droplet of Carbon atoms that had been Synthesised by a CPS.


52

Random Words:

1. Having a crush on a fictional person from a television show, movie, book, play, etc. Intensity ranges anywhere from following every epi..
1. WE ROXOR YOU THEN ROFL. THEN YOU AM CRY. U=nOOb WE= L33T PREPARE FOR TOTAL PWNAGE. woot woot woot woot woot woot! The O'RLY Ma..
1. A sarcastic term for the internet. Often used in the context of parody regarding an inexperience, unskilled, or incoherent user. Hay gu..