What is Carbon Proton Synthesiser?


1.

More commonly referred to as a CPS, this ingenious contraption imprints a smiley face on the protons of a carbon atom using a high-powered laser. (see Hydro-lithium-demerol-amal-nitrate uranium scrupulator)

Once the protons have been imprinted, one droplet of the atoms produces enough energy to power New York for 3 days.

Damn, we're running out of energy, if only we had 1 droplet of Carbon atoms that had been Synthesised by a CPS.


52

Random Words:

1. An idiot, lacking somewhat in wherewithal, who's just made it obvious. From: the Queen of Spades, in a pack of cards; the shittest ..
1. 1) Bastardized form of "LOL" which incidentally stemmed from an AOLer's short-hand version of "haha" 2) LOL KT..
1. Someone or something of such disgusting quality that you want to vomit, or else scream Gnarlack Attack!, because it is just so horrible...