What is Carbon Proton Synthesiser?


1.

More commonly referred to as a CPS, this ingenious contraption imprints a smiley face on the protons of a carbon atom using a high-powered laser. (see Hydro-lithium-demerol-amal-nitrate uranium scrupulator)

Once the protons have been imprinted, one droplet of the atoms produces enough energy to power New York for 3 days.

Damn, we're running out of energy, if only we had 1 droplet of Carbon atoms that had been Synthesised by a CPS.


52

Random Words:

1. 1. Adjective/Noun. See bulimia. 2. Someone who reads minds. Watch ZOOLANDER (And see himbo). 1a. Someone who is bulimic is someone wh..
1. When one takes has a picture taken of themself, and the picture is attractive enough to be selected to be placed on that person's f..
1. Similar to OH Shit! Oh dang is what you say when someone get's clowned on by your friend. "That's not what yo mama said ..