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1. 5 guys line up in a row and you stick 10 foot shichcabob sticks through their anus's and out their dong holes. And then all have a ..

1. An electrically-charged condom, powered by a battery. Theresa? I heard her cooteris so loose, she needs a Voltron Nightgown just to get..

1. A Lewi Ash is when you frequently masturbate until your underpants are constantly wet. That was a good one the other night, but ive got..