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a man of short stature
sometimes known as a douche
Matt is such a midgum tush
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Came from a small boy as he was very short and cute..
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The FIRST CORMORANT of the day.
BREAKFAST-TIME familiarity.
Fresh from the shower and dressed only in the briefest of bathrobes, Doris..
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An affliction affecting 25% of all men. Is characterized by a guy who finds girls less attractive than they actually appear to his frien..