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1. Defined as the african hugest cock known to man. WOW, that guy was totally Zerai, and he smelled like Zebra piss. See jock, strap, lic..

1. This occurs in online gaming when latency is relatively high. Players (or yourself) will appear to move in one direction, and then sudd..

1. When you squeeze your butt cheeks really hard to keep the turtle head from coming out. "Man, it's a good thing I found a bath..