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1. A large fake penis that fits over your real penis, allowing you to have sex with a loose woman more effectively. The best ones have a bu..

1. A skateboard company based out of Merrimac, Wisconsin. They are well known throughout southern Wisconsin in the skateboard community. H..

1. A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, ar..