Cardaholic

What is Cardaholic?


1.

A name given to the husband of a housewife thats pissed off by the fact that her husband got a birthday card from his son and grandson but she only got one from the husbands son. She will walk up the husband in the kitchen and yell to him; SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

MY DAD: Here dad, A card from me and a card from Alex. And a card from me for you Thurza.

THURZA(to Grandad Peter): SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

See cardaholic, housewife, thurza, birthday, card

2.

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.

Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"


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