Cardboard Crotch

What is Cardboard Crotch?

When jizz has dried on the crotch of your underwear, leaving the material as stiff as cardboard

"Is this pair of boxers clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got cardboard crotch."

See underwear, jizz, crotch, boxers

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Jezwit

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Bestness

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