Cardboard Crotch

What is Cardboard Crotch?

When jizz has dried on the crotch of your underwear, leaving the material as stiff as cardboard

"Is this pair of boxers clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got cardboard crotch."

See underwear, jizz, crotch, boxers

Jack Nikolson

1. A kickass Non-alchoholic drink, consisting of Mountain Dew, and 5 Shots of Strawberry flavoring. The name is a reference to the actor, &..

Blumpting

1. Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet. Present tense: My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a ..

Porn Spam

1. Unwanted pornographic material. - I hate porn spam in movies! - Why do these losers keep sending me porn spam? See Johnny..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cardboard Crotch Edit Meaning