Cardboard Crotch

What is Cardboard Crotch?

When jizz has dried on the crotch of your underwear, leaving the material as stiff as cardboard

"Is this pair of boxers clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got cardboard crotch."

See underwear, jizz, crotch, boxers

Slinger

1. A drug dealer. The local pusher. I got this dope from the slinger down the street. See Brian 2. Somebody who slings (sells) somethin..

Qwug

1. shortened version of qwugget. used if someone's being a dumb fuck. Kid 1: d00d i kno my jok wuz rly funny rite??? Kid 2: no fuck..

Jewpanese

1. An individual of mixed Japanese and Jewish ancestry. There are probably like seven of them. I think Rabbi Yamamotoberg is Jewpanese. S..

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