Cardboard Crotch

What is Cardboard Crotch?

When jizz has dried on the crotch of your underwear, leaving the material as stiff as cardboard

"Is this pair of boxers clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got cardboard crotch."

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Jublomatic

1. A woman who is of sexual interest to a Jublomat, i.e. has large breasts. Woah mate get a load of the tits on her, she's jublomatic..

Urban Bar Mitzvah

1. The christening of a small white jewish boy by getting him mad shitty off of vodka or other alcoholic beverages Lets give Rosenberg his..

J-mackin'

1. lookin fresh ta' death or doin a girl I was J-Mackin' all night long I'm J-Mackin Lindsay right now. See fly, fresh, s..

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