Cardboard Crotch

What is Cardboard Crotch?

When jizz has dried on the crotch of your underwear, leaving the material as stiff as cardboard

"Is this pair of boxers clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got cardboard crotch."

See underwear, jizz, crotch, boxers

Ioun

1. ioun is short for i owned u noob. n00bcake: awww man nice shot... teh_pwnerer: omfg ioun!!!1 See noob, games, noobcannon, cs, awp..

Anus Fondler

1. one who fondles with the anus Matt is totally an anus fondler, he fondeled with July's anus all night long, causing a pink sock S..

Izunia

1. small mean creature (vide: gollum) with nasty smile and horrible laugh. do not touch, may bite. oh no! it's Izunia!..

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